There is only a five-year window when girls are old enough to love boozy flirting but young enough to think you’re not consumed with the thought of fucking them. Drink those years in like water because you’ll be beating off about them for the rest of your life.
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Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.
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She is very appealing : 10 cats
03.28.08 at 11:26 am
tapsolutley ten cats – good god with the leg warmers on. im off to my office bathroom stall now…sorry co-workers but business needs takin’ care of…
03.28.08 at 11:28 am
But don’t worry, once you hit 35, you can afford to hire two of them for six hours of blow and jobs.
03.28.08 at 11:30 am
Ten pussies fo’ sho’. Somehow I missed this stage, however. It’s enough to be happy for the rest of humanity, you lucky bastards.
03.28.08 at 12:01 pm
okay the NOTION that it’s possible to get these two gurlers to peel their underthingys off, is, a good one. if women find you irresistible despite being the carbon copy of jean paul belmondo then I SAY have A menage a trois each and every day
03.28.08 at 12:29 pm
“There’s the door dude, nice to meet you, but… too much blow, your cock ring fell off”
03.28.08 at 2:21 pm
This looks like an American Apparel ad
03.28.08 at 6:27 pm
jesus christ that is the truth
03.28.08 at 7:48 pm
She’s a 10. No arguement.
03.28.08 at 7:51 pm
Suggestion: Add a zoom feature to these photos so we can get in nice and close. I wanna see nostril hairs, blackheads, and toe jam. Okay? Thanks. Anyways, what’s up with that floor? It’s killing the ambience for me. I bet her feet are all cold and clammy.
03.28.08 at 8:00 pm
jagermeister = stds.
03.28.08 at 10:21 pm
fat people feel the same way about cheeseburgers!
03.28.08 at 11:07 pm
“Hey girls, want to come back to my place for a cutting edge e-zine fashion shoot and become famous? Look how big my SLR is!”
03.29.08 at 12:11 am
This looks staged and completely fake. Look how shes holding the bottle of Jager label out like some sort of candy bar ad…
03.29.08 at 2:20 am
@: This looks like an American Apparel ad
this is an American Apparel ad – but dunno who made it.
03.29.08 at 2:58 pm
“dude you said it was amatuer night at the titty bar??” “FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!”
hot sexy people are fucking BORING
03.29.08 at 9:21 pm
Fuck that. I’m 27 and that age range of girls will always be my target age. Like Matthew McConaughey in Dazed and Confused said: “I get older, but the girls stay the same age” YEAHHH
03.30.08 at 3:02 am
Black bra has awesome tits.
03.30.08 at 11:26 pm
this is from our after party.
04.01.08 at 9:16 pm
Lez.
04.02.08 at 3:16 pm
I could not approve of this picture anymore than I do.
04.23.08 at 9:44 pm
This is a pic of myself. About 20 minutes after this we hopped in a bathtub.
thanks all.
04.28.08 at 9:54 pm
I’m not a Jager-promotions expert model. We were just really drunk. Thanks, on behalf of myself and blackbra; we’re really proud of the ten pussies out of ten.
04.28.08 at 9:57 pm
YES, love the caption for this one, DRINK IT IN GENTLEMEN FOR WE SHALL SOON BE OUTDATED
08.27.09 at 1:54 pm