If a British guy shows up at your school don’t even try to compete. Just hang on to him like cymothoa exigua and eat out his scraps.
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“Zer are many of ze British Guys in ze deep”
03.29.08 at 9:54 am
Hell yeah, that guy can step out of the school bus and pop open a brolly faster than you can say ginger jam & crumpets.
03.29.08 at 10:31 am
This must be in some magical land where records stores still exist, also known as ‘not in my town’….
03.29.08 at 12:50 pm
Okay, but how come my similar-but-made-of-American-flags-jacket gets shat upon?
Oh.
And how old is this photo? I don’t think chain record stores exist anymore.
03.29.08 at 1:46 pm
I’m an Irish bull, and that gay matador is waving a red flag at me.
03.29.08 at 1:49 pm
Why are girls so deeply into accents? Is it the novelty or the implied sophistication? Somebody tell me so I can meet a wife
03.29.08 at 1:54 pm
i’d get straight knackered with this bloke!
03.29.08 at 2:38 pm
Hey Ringo. Are you a mod or rocker?
I’m a mocker!
03.29.08 at 3:44 pm
That creature is pretty rad. Just hanging out getting first dibbs on anything the fish eats.
03.29.08 at 5:44 pm
This guy was perfect, but then his jacket stopped fitting properly at the wrists and he broke out the Felix Ungar stare.
03.29.08 at 9:55 pm
that’s HMV on Oxford St. Jamie took it.
03.29.08 at 10:05 pm
if by eat out his scraps you mean let him eat me out, then ok!
03.30.08 at 3:34 am
Yeah, record stores still exist in the UK because we’re not spastics.
03.30.08 at 12:23 pm
science joke.
03.30.08 at 2:58 pm
uh, there are multiple record stores still open in pretty much every decent sized canadian city i’ve been to. (and there have been many.) where the hell are you from?
also, maybe i’m not a full-blooded female but i wouldn’t touch this guy. homeboy probably preens for hours, and what’s that joke about not being able to make a nutsack pretty? covering it in the union jack is not a solution, and i don’t care if you try to explain it in a sexy british accent, i’m not buying it.
03.30.08 at 4:16 pm
I’m not to sure about this guy. If I found out he hasn’t been to England since he was 2 and tells me Morissey was actually a good singer, I might have to set the guy on fire.
03.30.08 at 6:25 pm
Oh for fucks sake, fucking douchebags wear union jack blazers.
Pete Townsend did it and that’s it.
Sherry’s is a pox. Ugh. Any dumb mod on a scooter knows if you wanna go for a loud look, you wear a boating blazer.
03.30.08 at 10:21 pm
A-DO-RABLE!
03.30.08 at 11:22 pm
No one would have to compete, since this guy is a fucking stick figure loser. In his case sticks, stones, words and wind break his crybaby bones.
03.30.08 at 11:48 pm
There’s a fucking awesome record store in Pittsburgh USA called Jerry’s. And when I say “record store,” I mean used LPs you lightweight motherfucker!
03.30.08 at 11:49 pm
I’d eat out his scraps
03.31.08 at 2:51 pm
facehunter.
03.31.08 at 7:54 pm
look at all that shine on his face. look at those lifeless blue eyes. he’s not real. he’s a wax figure.
03.31.08 at 8:01 pm
yes, kure kure takora’s right.
Sherry’s or Merc london dweeb!
04.04.08 at 6:16 pm
uh, ameoba in LA?
Waterloo in Austin?
Rockpile in Houston?
Goldmine in Nashville?
You twats, there’s still record stores in every major american city.
05.12.08 at 7:56 pm
he looks like michael caine in that movie where he pretends not to be a nazi.
07.16.08 at 2:47 am
I would fuck the shit out of this dude for like, 8 hours.
02.06.09 at 12:08 pm
cymothoa exigua … how long were you researching that?
Good shoes though
05.07.09 at 10:51 am
42069 you realize knackered equates being exhausted or really tired right? So I spose if you and ponce boy wanted to sleep together that’d be the right word use.
08.27.09 at 1:58 pm
hey mickey Mickey McKay – i bet your not even proper irish are you? i bet yuor one of those dumb yanks that give the british shit because of some sense of loyalty to your ‘fellow’irish. fuckin family turned up in america in 1700 your still fucking banging on about it. ireland is irish you dumb motherfucker how many REAL irish people form IRELAND do you know that want another war? you stupid cunt.
10.03.09 at 10:28 pm