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Heart shades are always a friendly touch, but beyond that I was rather nonplussed.
Then I saw her shoes, and my heart melted.
Then I saw the bag, and now I think she might be a cat-lady. But a nice one. Would woo–just so long as she keeps the litter-box clean!
As for the haters, guess what, this is the same girl as Boner #1379 (i.e. the previous Boner) who y’all chumps was drooling on. But this time the the light and camera angle are not as flattering and she’s lost her summer tan, and that’s what makes the entire dif.
like you’ve never had fucking acne. fuck off. nobody is perfect. look at all the boners on this site. It’s not about being perfect it’s about having that certain je ne sais quoi
NYC girls have the fattest fucking legs. hit a stairmaster or use less public transportation. you’d look less like you just moved into town from Kansas & more like 10 kittens, acne or no acne.
^@ Raymi: Glasses and shoes fly together in the REAL big city, girl. Toronto ain’t NYC by 300 miles. It’s not even Chicago. It’s not even Paris-scented like Montreal. It’s more like Aukland, or Perth. Bleh.
I had glasses like this when I was ten. An older boy asked if I liked Elton John and I said “oh, yes!” and he took me into the woods and we played skin flute. It was a magic time.
and the only thing worse than an idiot is a cornball idiot who looks like she thinks she’s cool and not just like a big enough idiot to find shoes that match.
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LOVE her
12.03.10 at 10:52 am
certainly no.
12.03.10 at 10:53 am
Y’all being way too generous these days. This is like 7 max.
12.03.10 at 10:59 am
I mean seriously, is she even closer to this 10 well deserved kitten head?
http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/streetboners/street-boner-1245/
12.03.10 at 11:08 am
seriously? what the fuck?
dude, i see acne scars, a hint of a double chin and zero lips.
you got caught up in the outfit and not the package.
godamnitt.
12.03.10 at 11:35 am
you’re homo, @no.thanks. girl is pretty, I would marry her.
12.03.10 at 11:46 am
Thx Gavin. <3
12.03.10 at 12:18 pm
Fixed but again, this is not hotornot.com. It’s a fashion column.
12.03.10 at 12:25 pm
what is there in the outfit to get caught up about? mismatched kitty shoes? maybe having achne in high school made her “kooky”.
12.03.10 at 1:23 pm
Heart shades are always a friendly touch, but beyond that I was rather nonplussed.
Then I saw her shoes, and my heart melted.
Then I saw the bag, and now I think she might be a cat-lady. But a nice one. Would woo–just so long as she keeps the litter-box clean!
As for the haters, guess what, this is the same girl as Boner #1379 (i.e. the previous Boner) who y’all chumps was drooling on. But this time the the light and camera angle are not as flattering and she’s lost her summer tan, and that’s what makes the entire dif.
12.03.10 at 1:33 pm
Strictly mid-grade.
And Gavin, you’re not fooling anybody.
12.03.10 at 2:13 pm
…giving coordinates to the mothership…
12.03.10 at 3:02 pm
Oh yeah? Do you also have shmutz on your face?
12.03.10 at 3:34 pm
like you’ve never had fucking acne. fuck off. nobody is perfect. look at all the boners on this site. It’s not about being perfect it’s about having that certain je ne sais quoi
12.03.10 at 7:13 pm
I know her. She’s hot. And very awesome.
Trust me, you’d hit it.
12.03.10 at 9:46 pm
KittiLeaks you’re a tard. It’s not the same girl as 1379.
12.03.10 at 11:16 pm
I’m was with her…until the different colour shoes.
12.04.10 at 8:29 am
She’s my little corazon
12.04.10 at 10:16 am
NYC girls have the fattest fucking legs. hit a stairmaster or use less public transportation. you’d look less like you just moved into town from Kansas & more like 10 kittens, acne or no acne.
12.04.10 at 1:44 pm
i think she is super cute!
12.04.10 at 5:17 pm
@ Thunder Thighs
Seriously, her legs are like twigs.
And I’ll take the previous boners ‘thunder thighs’ in my face any day
12.04.10 at 8:38 pm
shoes and heart glasses, too much, can’t do both.
12.04.10 at 9:19 pm
We can make love together. No fucking.
12.05.10 at 3:23 am
^^@lawler:
nah, dawg, u don’t know this shawt like I does. she a freek! she be spacklin yo drywall all night long, son. you be cryin fo sunup!
12.05.10 at 4:25 am
^@ Raymi: Glasses and shoes fly together in the REAL big city, girl. Toronto ain’t NYC by 300 miles. It’s not even Chicago. It’s not even Paris-scented like Montreal. It’s more like Aukland, or Perth. Bleh.
12.05.10 at 4:47 am
garbage bag
12.05.10 at 5:19 am
dont know, i guess
12.05.10 at 2:16 pm
How could the guy blow strippers in Miami during an art fair? Over 40 means you should be organized. I was going to shiv that bouncer in the neck.
12.05.10 at 6:22 pm
I had glasses like this when I was ten. An older boy asked if I liked Elton John and I said “oh, yes!” and he took me into the woods and we played skin flute. It was a magic time.
12.05.10 at 8:16 pm
If I had shoes on like that I’d be thinking “black. white. black. white.” in my head as I walked.
12.06.10 at 7:44 pm
so what do you guys think: hot or not? that’s the point of this feature.
12.08.10 at 12:30 pm
real big city lecture tard: no, you are wrong. she looks foolish. the end stalker.
12.08.10 at 6:32 pm
^i demand that you must only praise that persona which I so doggedly commodify!
12.09.10 at 3:56 am
Seriously…i understand not being able to find matching socks….
12.26.10 at 4:22 pm
she’s an idiot.
02.26.11 at 11:37 pm
and the only thing worse than an idiot is a cornball idiot who looks like she thinks she’s cool and not just like a big enough idiot to find shoes that match.
02.26.11 at 11:38 pm