No offense but you are really good at getting dressed.

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30 Comments
  1. greyhood Says:

    kinda hot


  2. moosewood Says:

    What? come on now…


  3. Sergian Says:

    Just not doing it for me.


  4. Don We Now Our Gay Apparel Pt. 2 Says:

    Whoa! I said, “Bring me a few skeins of that fine-knitting New Zealand cashmere so I can make my niece a big scarf for her to snuggle in.”

    I did NOT say, “Kill and skin a fly-bitten Nunavik polar bear and then just wear the big piece like a garment when you try to smuggle it in.”


  5. chronic.sick Says:

    How crafty of her! She found my discarded bathmat and used it for a scarf! You go girl


  6. Furrier Than Thou Says:

    Once again I am compulsion to assert. I have duties to do others with, but the ignorance of source, above, is beyond what is the bear. So, forgive if copy resume below, I have busy living! Then we have seen what is correct proof of this fashion:

    Yes I am furrier. My family name Than, is the family for many generations making garments for royal Viet-Nam monarchy. My personal name Thou is traditional as I am second eldest son, which is tradition for number two son to be one who kill and skin the Mekong Delta Rat (sp. rattus da vang) for making coronation ceremony codpiece.

    Since I have establish lineage and credible, I am as again for third time the qualified to know from what is this pictured coat.

    This hide is from the very rare and endangerous High Andean Blue Musk-Ox. It is stranded evolution left from Ice Ages, whence cold on preferential ridges is to so extremes that the blue hair is camouflaging with the sky.

    My expertise is final that the piece is very unusual, and surprising shoddy given highly highly illegal of the status. With question of endangers, I hope she has the special immunity from Diplomats! you think maybe that is funny, lol, but I mean it! I hope she has care?

    Once again, I have tired from coming to this site, but the situation has demands of mine, for the good of the animals, both for nature and for the streets. Thanks of youse and Yultiding, toos.


  7. LAC Says:

    She looks like she’s about to flap her arms and fly away.

    Never did like the bug-eye shades. I think that trend needed to end like 5 years ago.


  8. only friends Says:

    Just wanna snuggle with this Snuffaluffagus


  9. Frowne Towne Says:

    How can we tell if that is a rug, a sweater or a scarf? Or why limit ourselves, can’t it be all three?

    And yes, those glasses needed to go long before they were even made, in all probability.


  10. gay dude Says:

    It’s like the dog from Fraggle Rock fucked an Olsen twin.


  11. Uncle Wah Wah Says:

    Is that a New England craft show burka?


  12. dragler Says:

    every woman in NYC waers a uniform of tons of scarfs and faux eighties black jersey girl boots. I don’t get it.


  13. Dick Says:

    She’ll take it in the two with very little coaxing.


  14. Anonymous Says:

    THIS gets ten and the one below it doesn’t??? whatever, crank smoker.

    yeast infection pants, for the loss.


  15. miss appalachian Says:

    slop


  16. Turd Filled Donut Says:

    Really Gavin? 10 kitties? The pants and boots are nice touches but you’ve posted better.


  17. JuCIFER Says:

    It’s an optical illusion… She has a huge head and the scarf makes it look smaller.


  18. Quit Buggin' Me! Says:

    The 1960’s Jaqueline Onassis oversized bug-eyed shades style got re-started in the ’00s by aging celeb women who don’t want their eye-bags and surgeries to be visible. Therefore I doubt the style will go away anytime soon, because with commonly available plastic surgery and whatnot women can hold onto illusions of youth for many decades, especially aided by their trusty shades-masks. Same as with Bono.


  19. DetoNate Says:

    I think the “discarded bathmat” comment up there is my favorite. Hideous. And that handbag looks completely out of place. This just isn’t ten kitties, fashion-wise.
    On a less gay note, I’d tell her to keep the boots on…..


  20. dill-doh! Says:

    No.


  21. Anonymous Says:

    Her shades look like they are magnifying her eyes her roots are coming through. I’d still fuck her.


  22. FUCK YOU DAD! Says:

    I live on the left coast edge of nowhere where women and men, wear waterproof fabrics of modest color and shoes with rubber toe caps. I would empty my wallet into that purse just to bump into a hottie like this on my street. Quit whining NYC. You could be trying to peel of do-good’er Gortex only to find a tattoo of a whisk or a block of tofu instead.


  23. no Says:

    saggy tights and cheap boots


  24. Anonymous Says:

    ^^@no: Her tights are pleasantly filled and not one bit saggy. You, on the other cheek, are conspicuously saggy as Bush I’s balls. As for cheap, just look at your own underwear–yikes! They’re beyond bleach at this point!


  25. no Says:

    for reals! how awful


  26. fig fanta Says:

    give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day.
    teach a man to give himself a boner, he’ll rub it in fish food
    and try to get fish to nibble


  27. mupple tuck Says:

    i’d like to stick her whole head in my mouth and suck her eyes out


  28. Manuelito Says:

    No offense, but you’re wrong.


  29. duntmatta Says:

    sum up at least half of these s.b.’s: they’ve just learned they can dress themselves! because they are now 18 and just moved out of their parents burb home, and no longer have to play by the unspoken rules, of having to dress like a normal person. a bathmat top with pleather pants and sunglasses made during the 80’s screams someone discovering a brief freedom.


  30. farteesha Says:

    this is a joke, right?


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