If you check your email at the bar, what’s your apartment for, getting laid? That ship sailed with the first part.

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24 Comments
  1. scratchy Says:

    How out of it are you? This guy is in full confident flaunt, because knows he automatically gets 8 kittens because he’s hanging a MacBook instead of a PC.


  2. Uncle Wah Wah Says:

    He’s trying to track down where his perfect E-Harmony match is at. Apparently, not with him tonight. Loser.


  3. luke Says:

    I have no problem with this as long as dude’s keep it short. If you’re using the bar/Starbucks as your actual office for hours at a time you need to pack that shit up and be on your way. Especially if you’re only going to buy 1 beer/ coffee and stretch it out over hours.


  4. bong v4.20 Says:

    he’s the dj


  5. DetoNate Says:

    That looks more like someone’s furnished basement than any bar. The Elvis Costello look was completely played out years ago. He’s lonely.


  6. no.thanks. Says:

    nigga, who in the fuck uses the bar to get laid? the bar is for drinking.


  7. imyar Says:

    sometimes people got shit to do and booze to drink and are winter stir crazay. 11 stars.


  8. Anonymous Says:

    expect to see a lot more of this in the future. but with cell phones. oh wait we’re already there.


  9. Sallow Ectotherm Says:

    @Luke, read it and weep, resistance is futile: http://www.nytimes.com/2010/12/05/nyregion/05laptop.html?_r=1
    Just as I copied the link, Gavin posted a SC blog entry that the Times is in its final throes. Coincidence? Ask v4.20.


  10. Jücifer Says:

    He’s even drinking soda-pop for chrissake, I bet he’s wearing his jammies too.


  11. reo speedwagon in converse Says:

    What a precious little fuckstick. What part of brooklyn is he in and what part of iowa is he from?


  12. bollocks to this Says:

    so elvis costello uses a mac, eh?


  13. Clayton. Says:

    Yeah, what fag.

    Sent from my iPhone. At a bar.


  14. Jackson Says:

    I would most definitely accidentally spill a full beer all over his macbook.
    Shit… sorry dude my bad :(


  15. Steve Jobs Says:

    You asshole! Don’t you have an iPhone?


  16. Penis-Belenis Says:

    In the not-so-distant future when nobody uses laptops anymore, people aren’t going to believe that assholes used to actually lug around these huge machines to coffee shops and shit.


  17. PopFop Says:

    I can’t believe no one has called out the trilby for fuck sake.


  18. Lunchin' Says:

    I think that’s Matt Drudge searching Craigslist for a raw egg reach around.
    At a bar.


  19. taco Says:

    i work from home and ive totally done this before. trust after working for ten hours cooped up in an apartment, knowing you have another six hours of staring at a computer screen ahead of you, the only thing that makes it less horrible is sitting in a dark room drinking cheap booze.


  20. Doc Says:

    I like seeing girs go to bars and do their homework and then get all pissed when people are bothering them and or being loud. I mean really? you just set yourself up for that. AND I KNOW you like that attention girl.


  21. Doc Says:

    girls*


  22. J Says:

    hes clearly drinking soda pop.


  23. Jungle Jism Says:

    He’s surfing gay porn, and shifting side to side on a butt plug.


  24. jerry lawler Says:

    sometimes my balls smell like poop.


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