STREET BONER 147
If there is ever a book written about Canadian house parties it will be called, “Socks.”
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July 3, 2009 12:00 pm
This person is going to chew you up and puke you out but you’re not a man until you’ve: had your heart broken, broken a heart, had the shit beaten out of you, and beaten the shit out of someone, so you might as well get this first part over with.
July 3, 2009 4:31 am
Are the words “J.A.P.s in July” in any Broadway songs about how great New York is? They should be.
04.08.08 at 7:23 am
Either that or “Unfinished Basements”.
04.08.08 at 8:01 am
Once you reach 30 your bed needs a frame.I generally dislike those “once your 30 rules ” but c’mon!!!There cheap or you can even build one out of wood scraps!!Also get that $%$& sleeping bag off your matress!!!
04.08.08 at 8:56 am
it is cold there, you know.
04.08.08 at 9:12 am
No Shoes Households!?
04.08.08 at 10:25 am
socks are the worst, i hate having to take off my fucking shoes at a party.
04.08.08 at 11:00 am
is that brian from opopo?
04.08.08 at 1:00 pm
How can they be sleeping when they’re in such close proximity to a bowl being smoked? That’s negative 100 pussy faces in my book.
04.08.08 at 1:02 pm
Oh, now I get it. If it’s a good boner it gets a lot of pussy. If it’s a lame boner, it gets very little pussy or no pussy at all. Gavin, you’re so clever that I might even call you smarmy.
04.08.08 at 1:06 pm
Um. I doubt he had such “doors behind doors” type thinking going on with this one.
04.08.08 at 1:21 pm
a bowl being smoked at a Canadian house party is as common and plentiful as those socks, my friend.
04.08.08 at 2:03 pm
yes, socks. Or even, gigantic pile of crappy shoes at the door. You trip on the 3000 wet, crusty boots stocked up right indside.
04.08.08 at 2:12 pm
there is something greater than the sum of its parts going on with this one..we take off our shoes even at house parties in the dry summer months when ian broke like three beer bottles all over the floor with his katana
04.08.08 at 2:30 pm
So Canadians take their shoes off at house parties? I’ll know for next time I go to Canadia.
04.08.08 at 3:34 pm
Is that Ashton and Demi?
04.08.08 at 4:05 pm
wait, what? people seriously DON’T take their shoes off at house parties in other countries? that’s fucking disrepectful.
also, it encourages people not to puke on the floor….nobody wants to step in that shit.
04.08.08 at 5:18 pm
So so so true. The amount of times I’ve lost my shoes at house parties…..
04.08.08 at 6:15 pm
the rule appears to be no socks on the futon.
04.08.08 at 6:16 pm
sorry-i meant shoes.
04.08.08 at 7:19 pm
don’t people take off their shoes in the US? it’s just polite!
04.08.08 at 8:16 pm
When a party gets out of control the shoes off policy seems to dissipate. Its always fun to pick out the point when a party makes the transition from shoes off to shoes on.
04.08.08 at 8:21 pm
it depends on the party, with the sock issue, in canada.
some are off, some are on. usually you ask politely. sometimes, you just know.
04.08.08 at 10:47 pm
You know you’re at a shitty party when you’re “picking out the point when a party makes the transition from shoes off to shoes on”.
04.08.08 at 11:05 pm
No, he’s totally right. I hate showing up to a little “gathering” when it’s at the point of a shoes off jam, because naturally you take them off, but when it fills up and people start keeping them on, you have to go fetch your shoes and put em on quickly, because you feel like a fucking douche being one of the few suckers in socks.
04.09.08 at 12:58 am
man… snow, dirt, salt, bear poop, beaver poop. It’s a dirty landscape, who can blame em.
04.09.08 at 4:48 am
at a ’shoes off jam’.
i don’t know whether to say ‘awesome’ or ‘wicked’ or what’s the cool thing to say,but whatever it is,that’s what i’d say to someone who called this a ’shoes off jam’
04.09.08 at 5:19 am
canada defines cool
america defines fool
don’t forget that sb/tc is done by two toque wearin’ hosers
04.09.08 at 6:06 pm
…who live in America and have no intention of ever going back “home”.
04.09.08 at 10:05 pm
its funny cause vane$$a keeps posting comments.
not that her comments are funny, but her constancy is
04.10.08 at 4:02 am
canada defines cool
america defines fool
BRRRRRRRRRAP
04.12.08 at 1:52 am
Wrong, if there is ever a book written about Canadian house parties it will be called “Wow that was really stupid I’m moving to New York so I can twiddle Ryan McGinley’s nut-sack.”
04.12.08 at 6:47 am
What’s up with the messed up looking foot on the bottom left corner? Is that a foot? It’s kinda freaking me out.
04.23.08 at 9:39 pm
Shoutout to the end of my sock lurking in the lefthand corner of this picture.
Whoever stole Nick’s shoes is going to be stabbed in the throat.
04.25.08 at 12:55 am
just keep the fuckin shoes on, even in the winter, shit gets tracked through my house consistently. but what ever atleast everyone will get shitfaced drinking the 2 kegs and 3 texas mickeys supplied to them. It doesn’t even matter cause i live in a igloo anyways
05.16.08 at 3:04 am
off
06.12.08 at 8:45 pm
You fucks have no idea about Canadian house parties… except Gavin. He does. He gets it, man.
PS: I’d add “red cheeks from walking and drinking hard liquor in a pop bottle for 15 minutes from the bus stop in -30c weather to a party you’re not sure is even happening but you wanna go anyways cuz what the fuck else are you gonna do, play video games?” to the the subtitle of the book.
06.24.08 at 3:58 pm
more like, Brak’s hocks… yiff the shit out of that leg all you want, he\shi\it will still dump your ass like a windmill not returning a phone call.
11.29.08 at 8:52 pm
We don’t just take off our shoes at house parties. We never wear our shoes in the house. It’s disgusting. Do you know how much shit you track in? Plus it means we don’t have to steam-clean the carpets as often. Even when I’m at someone’s house and they say “Leave’em on” I take off my shoes.
But yeah, house parties here are fuckin’ awesome. Everybody shares. I was at one last night and I didn’t bring anything (just came from a show), but I still got high and hammered. With my professor, actually.
12.22.08 at 4:33 pm
at the risk of being redundant - we take our shoes off inside anyone’s house, party or not. my best friend is in the US 50% of his life and is constantly forgetting to take his shoes off. it’s pretty annoying.
also we’re having a house party tonight - pile of shoes at the door plz.
01.28.09 at 9:51 pm
hahahah, yeahh.