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You can tell exactly how stoned a girl is by how much weird shit she piles on her head on the way out the door.

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17 Comments
  1. Primo Says:

    Mother, daughter? Mutton, Lamb?


  2. 000 Says:

    “Relax honey!Mommy needs a sit down and a day cap!!!


  3. muthafutha Says:

    Trucker hat. Very stoned, indeed !


  4. Loomis Says:

    The trucker hat isn’t “pile of stupid shit” on its own but when juxtaposed with those red high heels it is definitely stoned material. Hiding from the camera is stoned too.


  5. brambilla Says:

    this is absolutely true.


  6. cambodian jungle boner Says:

    girl on the right has a weird Colonel Kurtz vibe.


  7. simone Says:

    Ha Ha. so true. The worst was when I would have a buzz and a little “upper” before going out.
    I would be wayyy too accessorized. Then I would look in the mirror and like Calvin said, take one thing off.


  8. KITTEH Says:

    She;s laughing at the jokes the voices in her head are making.


  9. muthafutha Says:

    the one on the right with the hatablockas on looks like one of those Asian women who wear ten thousand rings around their necks


  10. Frank Fittesaft Says:

    With this and pot psychology, I’m starting of my day off with a pleasant swim over to the stoned stream… good day folks from OslO


  11. tokahontas Says:

    this comment is totally right on.

    i need protection against the elements / society when i am going out the door blazed, especially during the day time :(


  12. rob-omb Says:

    The one on the right has legs like an R. Crumb masturbatory fantasy…..


  13. Cuntegonde Says:

    So true, R-O. I wondered why I kept gazing at that leg.


  14. A Penis Wrinkle In Time Says:

    these two can flat-cock on my couch any day of the week


  15. Lza Says:

    American Apparel called. It wants it’s stereotypical employee back from break within the hour.


  16. holly Says:

    wearing any kind of glasses/goggles over your eyes when your high is like going to a 3-D imax production. it makes everything a more bearable adventure.


  17. zippy Says:

    Oh, look Shanna, there goes the pigeon that just shit on you!


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