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A bunch of buddies on 50cc mopeds is so much more badass and fun than real bikers, it makes the Ching-a-Lings look like homework.

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17 Comments
  1. 000 Says:

    They all get to drink apple coolers and cuss inthe parking lot all night.They’re so Fudge The World I can’t handle it.


  2. aesk47 Says:

    Motobots! Let’s roll!!


  3. woot Says:

    This is huge in SF

    http://www.creaturesoftheloin.com/


  4. Anonymous Says:

    I agree with the caption. And i agree with 000.

    I’m not saying i detest actual criminal organizations like the incas the aztecs or anything like that, i mean, they make great acid, right?

    Mescaline is great, too! and well, you know.


  5. nibby Says:

    unorganised teenage leisure.


  6. Tony Badassassino Says:

    Would it still be okay if they were on Vespas? I certainly hope not.


  7. muthafutha Says:

    they need to keep vigilant for other moped gangs trying to take over their parking lot or ‘turf’ ….

    ya don’t want to get your street clothes dirty after all….having to do a dance off


  8. Anonymous Says:

    this is what i been saying. mopeds and two-way pagers


  9. late birds Says:

    FLOCK YEAH! swarm and destroy


  10. Chest Beating Ape Says:

    look at dude on the right. They damn upright simians. somebody dig up chuck heston.


  11. A Penis Wrinkle In Time Says:

    google search “heck’s angels,”


  12. A Penis Wrinkle In Time Says:

    or “hardly davidson,”


  13. A Penis Wrinkle In Time Says:

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0174030/


  14. come on.. Says:

    minibikes are for boys or bitches. A little spinner on one of these is really sexy. I see I guy hop on and I’m ashamed to be a man. Come on, go trade that thing for a Triumph and be a respectable man again.


  15. dickless Says:

    cost of 50 mopeds = cost of 1 triumph

    get it?


  16. CIAO Says:

    cost of repair or part on triumph-huge

    likelyhood that a dumbfuck like you could even change the spark plug on your own – high

    being able to build a moped from the ground up by hand and out of the very earth around you = AWESOME.


  17. c'mon Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_kIUSr7-is


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