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When you see Puerto Rican teenagers driving brand new Scions it’s kind of hard not to wonder where they get that kind of money.

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13 Comments

just yer avg. greaseball Says:

Just curious, but how do you know they’re PRs? I don’t see the cliched flag hanging from the rearview. Or have you decided to dump all swarthy Long Islanders under the same PR label, thus avoiding the need to distinguish from various not so white whiteys. Are Italians now Puerto Ricans? I don’t get it, mang.

01.26.08 at 7:21 pm
Mddqnn Says:

Average greaseball. . . are you Puerto Rican?

01.26.08 at 8:29 pm
Andrew Says:

It’s a South American autobot.

01.26.08 at 8:41 pm
KEN Says:

he knows cos he ran the plates and checked the owners out. it’s called journalism, greaseball.

01.26.08 at 9:08 pm
limey Says:

The Puerto Rican is an illusion. It’s obvious, this car is a Decepticon. It can merge with a kidnapper van, a lincoln town car, an oldschool shelby mustang, and a honda civic to form Sanjuanitron.

God, get with it!

01.27.08 at 3:43 am
kikidee Says:

um, there’s a Puerto Rico flag in the front dashboard….. red blue and white.

but wow. straight up putting COCAINE on your window. Wonder how many times a day he gets stopped? It must be like Snoop Dogg and his tour bus….

01.27.08 at 3:27 pm
Waru Zaru Says:

http://www.scion.com/broadband/index.html?ch=0&sh=2&ep=1

01.27.08 at 5:48 pm
The Human Stain Says:

At first I thought the windshield said “Rogaine.”

01.28.08 at 9:25 pm
GRRRRR! Says:

Ridin’ Dirty never looked so clean!

01.29.08 at 4:29 am
I get it! Says:

cocaine! It’s from cocaine! haHA!

01.29.08 at 8:15 am
uradork Says:

scion’s are affordable, you boob
what about jobless has-beens, can they afford coke?
i think so!

02.14.08 at 1:40 pm
Maarlen Bierhat Says:

Every time the brights are on, the brakes are locking up and the gears are grinding, a cokehead gets his wings.

03.18.08 at 5:38 pm
Replicant Says:

Just out of frame is the tow truck come to impound this car.
The driver is upstairs explaining the 5 hookers and 12 kilos of coke to the fuzz.

04.17.08 at 1:39 am

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