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Hey ladies, if you’re bummed about being single, try wearing heels and being around during last call, then get back to me.

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14 Comments

Emm Says:

I love her little stuffed alpaca charm!!

10.18.11 at 1:32 am
no no no Says:

this does absolutely nothing for me

10.18.11 at 6:10 am
Frenchie's Sister Says:

Wasted film.

10.18.11 at 10:15 am
Chapter After Says:

Please link back here the next time someone says Asians are on 10-kitty-autoscore.

10.18.11 at 10:45 am
DetoNate Says:

“try wearing heels and being around during last call”
DetoNate is a bartender who sees the sad sacks still around at last call, desperately trying to keep the party going.
These people need to be prevented from breeding.

It IS fun watching a smashed girl trying to navigate around in heels, though……

10.18.11 at 12:47 pm
raymes Says:

ten to twos (am) are never a good idea, no wait that was an awesome 6 months nevermind. i got a boyfriend out of it haha.

10.18.11 at 1:01 pm
guhr Says:

yeah he’s cute. whatever.

10.18.11 at 5:47 pm
Mi Pu Says:

I live ‘merican dream ‘cept for luscious bosom. Maybe eat rhino penis for magic growth qualities.

10.18.11 at 7:33 pm
Frankly Mr. Stankly Says:

Looks like Japanese robot:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7tYwnqot6M

Must cut opening for chanch–sexy timee!

10.18.11 at 11:35 pm
frenchy Says:

@Blah

I like that she looks much like a young boy in the face. All bitches look sexier when they have young boy faces. If you don’t see that, then you are most likely homosexual. 10 kitties.

10.19.11 at 12:17 am
gospel stomper Says:

she’s alright, and i get the feeling she is GIB.

10.19.11 at 5:00 pm
cook Says:

yumyum

10.19.11 at 6:26 pm
Frenchie's Sister Says:

Like the pink Coach bag. The rest is very ordinary.

10.20.11 at 7:37 am
OceAnN Says:

Yeah! More like it!

11.12.11 at 3:14 pm

STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET BONER 1677

You can keep your California girls. I wish they could all be breathtaking slobs who don’t give a shit.

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