1. Goat My Sampson Says:
   

   *faps with rape fantasy in mind before anyone else shows up*

   
   11.14.11 at 9:01 pm
2. imer Says:
   

   solid. caption gold.

   
   11.14.11 at 9:10 pm
3. FaceHeadAss Says:
   

   OMFG YESSSSSSSSS

   
   11.14.11 at 9:26 pm
4. FaceHeadAss Says:
   

   I think her vagina is hurting those shorts. Those poor things. Someone should relieve them of that burden. on my face. I mean, looking at this picture makes me sexually excited. GET IT???

   
   11.14.11 at 9:28 pm
5. 2pack Says:
   

   Her clothes might be made in China, but dat Vagina is made in da U.S. of A.

   Man, I would love to rock her fartbox, or at least see her to do the LiL’ Kim poo-see squat in those boots.

   
   11.14.11 at 10:02 pm
6. wyatt Says:
   

   pretty sure this is one of the better SB captions I’ve seen.

   
   11.14.11 at 10:09 pm
7. squirt Says:
   

   is that you, john cusack?

   
   11.14.11 at 10:21 pm
8. john cusack Says:
   

   ’tis me, squirtsack. whatchoo gonna do?

   
   11.15.11 at 12:07 am
9. ouch Says:
   

   that really hurt that girl’s feelings. can’t you see the single tear running down her face

   
   11.15.11 at 12:55 am
10. This nonsense needs to stop Says:
    

    Yep, definitely sexy.

    
    11.15.11 at 2:38 am
11. Taeil Says:
    

    This says “I’m asian” all over it until you hit the eyes.

    
    11.15.11 at 3:08 am
12. oh holy fuuu... Says:
    

    i don’t think i’ve ever wanted to eat a pussy so bad in my effing life.

    
    11.15.11 at 3:39 am
13. Goat My Sampson Says:
    

    for some reason i think this girl would be all innocent and impressionable at first but then after she sees you display enough “evil” deeds slip you a mickey as you wake up tied up in bloody pavement basement with her showing up in a cloak talking, “Sins to repent” my dick is still hard.

    
    11.15.11 at 5:32 am
14. Katrick Pay Says:
    

    I feel the same way whenever I hear Chinese. Shit is cray cray mang.

    
    11.15.11 at 7:23 am
15. alex Says:
    

    These boots are made for stalking, and that’s just what they’ll do etc.

    
    11.15.11 at 8:54 am
16. DR Says:
    

    Powdery

    
    11.15.11 at 10:09 am
17. Chapter After Says:
    

    The only thing worse than the shoes are the shorts. But yeah, still a nine.

    
    11.15.11 at 11:48 am
18. Say wnag Says:
    

    Take off those ridiculous soles is all. The rest is gold

    
    11.15.11 at 12:19 pm
19. Uncledaddy Says:
    

    hate the boots, love the vagina

    
    11.15.11 at 12:59 pm
20. imyar Says:
    

    she’s incredible. bet they wore those weird boots first though, in japan at least.

    
    11.15.11 at 1:51 pm
21. miss appalachian Says:
    

    best caption. you said so much while saying so little.

    
    11.15.11 at 2:46 pm
22. Dr. Scholl Says:
    

    Those boots are orthopedic. Just sayin’…..

    
    11.15.11 at 4:11 pm
23. gospel stomper Says:
    

    Them boots are very practical and that’s what’s important.

    
    11.15.11 at 4:57 pm
24. I'm awesome and I fuck tri-delts Says:
    

    She just looks like a weirdo to me. I mean, she is pretty, don’t get me wrong. I just don’t understand why she would choose to dress like that. Gaudy, much?

    
    11.15.11 at 6:07 pm
25. Mike Says:
    

    Bill Hicks’ daughter is pretty cute.

    
    11.15.11 at 8:45 pm
26. blah Says:
    

    The John Cusack comment ruined it for me. Ha. Right. That puss needs some serious petting.

    She does have that “look” that women get though…. When you are single, when you see it during sex, you think they’re just playing it all cool. After you are married though, you know it’s because they, like every other woman in the world, are only having sex with you as a means to a utilitarian end.

    
    11.15.11 at 10:08 pm
27. henrik drescher Says:
    

    i live in china and believe me compared to what people wear in the streets here, this is tame.

    
    11.15.11 at 10:36 pm
28. Emm Says:
    

    You pretty much summed it up. People in China that sew garments in factories don’t think America has any poor people.
    (Reality here, if you’re interested, this documentary explains a lot in the similarities and differences with us and Chinese people. http://www.pbs.org/pov/lasttrainhome)

    
    11.16.11 at 2:33 am
29. . Says:
    

    @blah

    I think you’re just bad in bed, dude.

    
    11.16.11 at 4:08 am
30. ???? Says:
    

    @blah

    He’s definitely bad in bed.

    Keep the boots. That’s just my type of freak.

    
    11.16.11 at 6:12 pm
31. Frenchie's Sister Says:
    

    She’s hanging onto the wall so she doesn’t fall off her shoes! Club kids were a little more daring and badass in my day.

    
    11.18.11 at 7:56 am
32. somebody poisoned the waterhole Says:
    

    the “chinese people must be like WTF when they make our shit” is a template that you really couldve made funnier

    
    11.20.11 at 8:08 pm
33. Not joker Says:
    

    This is too much… Keep the shoes, take off the shorts and llok at the wall…

    
    01.06.12 at 4:34 am
34. Meehee Says:
    

    She looks how sex with a piano would feel

    
    01.08.12 at 8:40 pm

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