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STREET BONER 1630

People used to have nightmares about forgetting their pants. Now I have nightmares they’ll remember.

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18 Comments

quincy jones illuminati Says:

did she forget her tits too?

11.29.11 at 12:29 am
bloodclot Says:

repeat

11.29.11 at 2:06 am
Sniffy Says:

Didn’t we already sniff this one?

11.29.11 at 2:49 am
DetoNate Says:

The Long Shirt/Tights thing is sexy at home, or at night in the clubs.
In broad daylight on the streets it just looks like the walk of shame times 100.
Like “not only did I have anonymous sex with a creepy greasy guy, but my skirt could be in the Lady’s Room in any of seven different nightspots which I’m retracing now”.

11.29.11 at 3:07 am
kure kure takora Says:

Already been done dawggy dawg

11.29.11 at 8:14 am
raymes Says:

still a good look

11.29.11 at 10:22 am
gospel stomper Says:

we’ve been around this mulberry bush before.

11.29.11 at 10:23 am
quadruple x Says:

de ja fu

11.29.11 at 10:49 am
Caller Says:

Since you’re posting old ones could you put SB 1627 at the top again please and thank you.

11.29.11 at 12:55 pm
Zippy Says:

Why do you assume it’s an old one? Everybody is always saying they all look alike.:)

11.29.11 at 1:29 pm
Hitler Says:

whats up with this repeat????????

11.29.11 at 1:41 pm
???? Says:

Losing confidence in the work. Steadily losing confidence.

11.29.11 at 4:01 pm
Frenchie's Sister Says:

Online photo reruns! Who knew? OR, r u just trying to test our memory, eh???
Still a bad look with a nice Coach bag, tho…

11.29.11 at 4:27 pm
Ah so Says:

Don’t even give a fuck, hm?

11.29.11 at 4:40 pm
John Says:

Asian girls in aviator sunglasses make me think about being in a POW camp in Vietnam and then one of these chicks comes in and barks some shit at me and then I get a boner like di di mau.

11.29.11 at 7:54 pm
katie Says:

i’m so disappointed in street carnage readers it’s making me peeps bleed

11.29.11 at 10:44 pm
Sarah Says:

TIGHTS are NOT leggings ladies! And LEGGINGS are not PANTS…ugh, so tacky! Put on an effin mini skirt with those tights or wear an actual tunic for pete’s sake! would it kill you??

11.30.11 at 3:06 am
mr.meat Says:

clack clack clack clack

overalls are not speedos! ugh. wear a turban for satan and slaughter the lamb!

12.01.11 at 7:53 pm

STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET BONER 1677

You can keep your California girls. I wish they could all be breathtaking slobs who don’t give a shit.

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