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From now on, every time I hear Rocky Dennis say, “My mom says I look like a lion,” I’m going to get a boner.

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13 Comments

melbourne bogan Says:

growse, another root.

04.18.08 at 7:24 am
000 Says:

Rocky Dennis’ mom was Cher so I’m NOT gonna get a boner!EVER!!

04.18.08 at 7:37 am
bigguns Says:

2girlsonecup

04.18.08 at 8:46 am
Loomis Says:

Wow, she looks like a lion cowgirl tapdancer.

04.18.08 at 8:55 am
Filo Says:

Foot binding is the new black

04.18.08 at 8:56 am
SpongeBib Says:

Rocky Balboa and Rocky Dennis
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4LUzD6Eb99U

04.18.08 at 9:47 am
syaS Says:

Jesus Christ ladies, what are you trying to do, pose yourselves to death?

04.18.08 at 11:16 am
bill der beaver Says:

Looks like a female version of Sophia Lamar

04.18.08 at 11:39 am
assassass Says:

i’m 100% confident big red doesn’t have an ass

04.18.08 at 12:11 pm
Anonymous Says:

I would pretend to be gay for an entire year just to administer copious amounts of eyeliner to big red every morning.

04.18.08 at 6:09 pm
Anonymous Says:

Its Nala but in hot human girl form. Of course a lion is going to get 10 cats

04.18.08 at 7:55 pm
Dibs Says:

on the brunette

04.19.08 at 2:44 pm
Nick Says:

Big hair, pouty lips=hells yeah.

P.S. That’s a ridiculous Rocky Dennis reference.

04.19.08 at 5:19 pm

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