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Five inch stilletos give all girls Holy Shit  status. Even if their head is dressed like a flash card for the word “Girl.”

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20 Comments
  1. elliott Says:

    a nine, really???


  2. Captain Reprehensible Says:

    This photo is scary! Phantom Badu and that dude back there all Blair Witchin’


  3. yowza Says:

    i know this girl. she is from upstate new york even though she pretends she is a manhattanite. she is not a 9.


  4. justin Says:

    hahaha! her face reminds me of the cholula girl


  5. justin Says:

    dude, i think the girl in the back with the fro is waaay more interesting than that dracula-i-think-i’m the shit cuz i wear 5inch heels. so what, plenty of girls wear them. the only thing that proves is that they care way to much abobt shit like that and can’t run around the city with you after the night club has closed. The girl in the back though, she looks like shes up for some fun.. bring it on..


  6. Flo Says:

    Is holy shit status still applicable if the girl is 6′3 in stilettos?


  7. nope Says:

    are you sure that’s in new york, ‘yowza’?

    it sure looks like the great hall in toronto.


  8. Kiwi Boy Says:

    Check out the sweet fro in the background! Now thats a 9!!!


  9. jay frah Says:

    duh i’d hit it.


  10. Jorge Says:

    If the shoe fits, Fuck it.


  11. aaaay. Says:

    5 inch stilettos make any woman look like a guido’s cumdumpster. She’d be way hotter in flats.


  12. Beans and lice Says:

    Her leggings look painted on, just right.


  13. lol@u Says:

    shut up you bunch of homos. you want something in flats? you mean you want to put your peepee in some hairy ass? cause that’s what I am hearing.


  14. brown eye for the "straight" guy Says:

    Q: What’s the difference between fantasizing about fucking Kareem Abdul Jabbar and wanting to cornhole this girl?

    A: At least when you jerk it to Kareem, you’re not a closet case hypocrite.


  15. t-train Says:

    It’s afterward, when she wants to talk about Paul Tillich and doubt being the essence of faith, that you wish you had never left that shack in Galveston, and the girl you treated with such cruelty.


  16. bill der beaver Says:

    Melody Posh returns!!


  17. Moran Says:

    t-train is undoubtedly right.


  18. doggydog Says:

    http://www.streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/streetboners/street-boner-82-2/


  19. agreed... Says:

    I wanna do that hair-do in the back.


  20. Shay Van Fanni Says:

    I could happily spend a day traversing those legs but I’d be fucking gutted when got to the top only to discover that her head is made from painted beeswax


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