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Sorry, but having a shirt that’s 23% too big is like having a dick that’s 32% too small: it just doesn’t feel right.

This entry was posted on 04.19.08 at 7:20 am by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

9 Comments

Chihuahua Says:

Take it easy e.

04.19.08 at 8:24 am
Lickadickaday Says:

my cock is 32% too big for my body,
yet my shirts are 23% too small for my cock.

04.19.08 at 9:22 am
Lee Gentry Says:

I gave up at the Spizikes.

04.19.08 at 9:33 am
000 Says:

Hey he’s not wearing baggy jeans.THAT’S AT LEAST 32% IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION

04.19.08 at 10:50 am
I just drank the bong water Says:

lickadicka ha hahahahahah, farkin farny.

04.19.08 at 11:35 am
Cotton Crown Says:

you’re a cruel fucking dickhead and your jokes are fucking shit. go and fuck yourself you fucking nazi.

04.19.08 at 3:39 pm
Lil' Wayne Says:

stuntin’ like my daddy

04.19.08 at 3:49 pm
Hot curls Says:

Wash the shirt on hot a few times and the problem is solved.

04.20.08 at 2:21 am
I'm Sorry, but Says:

I love that Canadian shit

04.20.08 at 3:21 am

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