Girls Gone Wild is the opposite of this. Instead of vapid sluts flashing their drunken tits to athletic cavemen in tight baseball hats, we have a quiet nerd who has recently discovered her sexuality but has no intention of showing it to anyone but you – maybe.
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Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.
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I think you guys have been living in NYC for too long, this is not a real nerd. This is just some cool chick dressed as a nerd/babe.
04.28.08 at 2:07 pm
the point is; look at those legs
04.28.08 at 2:32 pm
She reminds of one of the Shining twins, all growned up.
04.28.08 at 3:18 pm
She’s a nerd to everyone outside New York and London.
04.28.08 at 4:17 pm
THATS IT IM MAKING A MINI SKIRT RIGHT NOW
04.28.08 at 5:12 pm
oh lord, any skirt that’s short enough that it shows that part of girls’ legs where they curve into each other = biggest boner ever
04.28.08 at 5:23 pm
amazing wallpaper.
04.28.08 at 6:21 pm
I’d like to sneak up from behind and blast her pompous, hipper than thou, ruddy Anglo-Saxon ass with that big ol’ fire extinguisher. I’d then make sweet monkey love to her all over that staircase. Afterwards, I’d whisk her off to Iowa and into a pair of denim overalls, the only place that face truly belongs.
04.28.08 at 6:43 pm
Holy hell, this girl is bee-yoo-tee-ful! How tall is she, six foot?
04.28.08 at 6:45 pm
Best librarian ever.
04.28.08 at 6:48 pm
she does have great gams, I’ll give her that.
04.28.08 at 7:56 pm
GIVE HER THE LAST KITTY!!
04.28.08 at 7:58 pm
Something about this picture conjures the Bubba Sparxx song “Ugly”
04.28.08 at 8:54 pm
But then she unexpectedly cheats on you with a beer drinking, pussy pounding, tow-truck driving sonnofabitch who smells like shit but knows how to fix cars and can kick your ass, and you say, “How could you? We read Verlaine together,” and she says, in a feverish and confused, yet devastatingly honest confession “He satisfies me, in ways you never could.” It’s such a cheap thing to say, but you can tell she means it, she has a way of putting things, so unapologetic, so true; she who bit your lip and gave you blood. She doesn’t play, she never did. You are humbled by this.
Years of your life are suddenly disintegrating around you. Left with the rough simplicity of her words, you quietly hang up the phone and get in the car. You drive with the lights off to that place where the road dips down and turns out near the meadows you never understood. The moon floating above, indifferent, as you, faded from memory, lay to sleep in the mildewed brackish mud of an old irrigation ditch, dirty like you, like her. The water warm, your head beneath your heart, an owl calls you passing, passing by the sun. I see you stlil. I softly pushed the door I see you still.
04.28.08 at 8:57 pm
chick is a ho dude
04.28.08 at 9:23 pm
Why do I feel that right now in this very moment the world’s greatest crime is that Tony Badassassino might be the world’s greatest living poet. I’ve been watching you Tony. When you try even just a little bit you have a way about you. Should we ever meet my snatch is yours for one evening of hard-core pillaging. No questions asked. I do indeed savor my pleasure spiked with pain. Let me be your muse.
04.28.08 at 9:43 pm
She looks like one of them ladies in a painting. YEE HAW!!
04.28.08 at 9:45 pm
She is hot like the girl in Trainspotting… ow ow owwww
04.28.08 at 10:31 pm
Hi I am the girl Ekaterina from Russia. I like to go in for the sport, but also I am the lady quite. One day I am hope to wear blue jeans for nice dinner. I look for the man who makes provide for all the needs the family we will going to have. I am the smiler if to me you send the photograph.
04.28.08 at 10:40 pm
I wonder what book she is holding.
04.28.08 at 10:52 pm
She kind of looks like a mini fridge on top of a nice set of legs. Like some weird music video robot. Or like that Heineken commercial.
04.28.08 at 10:59 pm
I wouldn’t even want to see this chick naked. Or in anything else for that matter. It would totally ruin the effect.
04.28.08 at 11:12 pm
Betty Borscht has a few horny screws loose!
04.29.08 at 12:31 am
ten kitties!!
04.29.08 at 1:24 am
Lilith from Cheers?
04.29.08 at 3:10 am
Please tell me that was an homage to all the trite crap that the literary vanguard has foisted upon readers.
04.29.08 at 1:03 pm
gorsh rules
04.29.08 at 1:21 pm
she’s not a nerd, she’s wearing chanel.
04.29.08 at 3:34 pm
“Please tell me that was an homage to all the trite crap that the literary vanguard has foisted upon readers.”
Personal Disclaimer or “Why is he so self-conscious?” or Why do I hate myself so much?
At first it was supposed to be a campy melodrama in the tone of self-parody to match the girl in the photo and make fun of anyone romanticizing her, including myself. But then I started taking it too seriously. Now I feel I’ve made a fool of myself. Woe is me.
04.29.08 at 6:18 pm
10:1 says she’s never had an orgasm.
04.29.08 at 7:17 pm
Just a couple of final observations:
1) One knee is demonstrably lower than the other. This condition runs in my family and is undoubtedly the result of centuries of in-breeding. That’s mucho caliente.
2) Those little inner leg bulges beneath the moneymaker are also hot. A+++++++
04.29.08 at 7:35 pm
spitting image of a cousin i have. granted a MALE cousin, sans the stockings…
04.29.08 at 10:26 pm
Yes Mama, “make sweet monkey love” is perhaps one of the most poetic and beautiful phrases man has ever known.
04.30.08 at 12:45 am
She can keep her sexual side to herself … anemic chicks ain’t my thing
04.30.08 at 2:18 am
This chick is “Girls Gone To Bed At An Appropriate Time Cause Mr.Tumtum Needs To Be At The Vet By 8.00am”PARTY!!!!
04.30.08 at 8:40 am
This is exactly the kind of girl that you never stop masturbating to if you sleep with her.
04.30.08 at 11:37 pm
Are you KIDDING???
LOOK AT HER HEAD.
Good grief.
The hair the face… she makes me shudder.
She would also look vomit-inducing naked.
All awkward/alien-like/body resembling a dude who never sees the sunlight or and who’s body is droopy and sluggish, bulgy in all the wrong places…
05.01.08 at 2:16 am
Kitteh, you’re insane. She’s a fuckin’ babe.
05.01.08 at 5:54 am
This bitch definetly uses baking powder as foundation. Id beat though.
05.11.08 at 6:45 pm
The only reason I would ever have sex with a chick like this is because she hates me. if she liked me, I couldn’t spend five minutes with her talking about her crazy bullshit world. A world, by the way, in which it is okay to raid Ladybird Johnson’s closets for jackets. God rest her soul.
05.12.08 at 1:11 pm
HOT!!
05.17.08 at 3:51 pm
This is the first one that is actually giving me a hard-on. It has life!! Good one.
08.14.08 at 8:36 pm
if this chick was a town she’d be ottawa…the city that fun forgot
12.14.08 at 11:30 pm