STREET BONER 184
Unless you’re in a play about an old-timey lumberjack that gets parched in the middle of the night, you may want to tone-down the theatrics. You look like a fucking hand puppet.
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July 3, 2009 12:00 pm
This person is going to chew you up and puke you out but you’re not a man until you’ve: had your heart broken, broken a heart, had the shit beaten out of you, and beaten the shit out of someone, so you might as well get this first part over with.
July 3, 2009 4:31 am
Are the words “J.A.P.s in July” in any Broadway songs about how great New York is? They should be.
04.29.08 at 7:21 am
whatever - that outfit is choice.. nothing wrong with dress up.
plus she looks pretty
04.29.08 at 7:36 am
imagine if she kept the boots on and didn’t hit you in the chin with them?
that would be super hot.
04.29.08 at 8:14 am
aaaw, that’s a pretty sweet look
it would be better without the lipstick though
04.29.08 at 9:41 am
WAY too much make-up. Lumberjack boot thing is corny. NIghtshirt could have worked with heels and less make up but here it just adds to the shit fire.
04.29.08 at 9:48 am
Someone once said that there are “9000 ways a woman can kill a man.” When I look at her, I substitute the word “kill” for the word “bore.”
“Oh fuck yeah man, she’s got that whole hipster Brooklynite Parker Posey in a Hal Hartley film vibe goin’ on.”
04.29.08 at 11:46 am
I would gladly use her as a hand puppet.
04.29.08 at 12:29 pm
Yeah, me too. But as I always like to say, verbal abuse makes for sweet foreplay.
04.29.08 at 12:30 pm
I think her look is what Michael Jackson was going for in his little plastic surgery experiments.
04.29.08 at 1:16 pm
i dunno i got a stiffy and a little jeals looking at her but i dress like i came out of the tickle trunk so what do i know?
04.29.08 at 4:04 pm
Fry like bacon you little freshmen piggies!
04.29.08 at 5:15 pm
Gimme back my nose.
04.29.08 at 5:56 pm
You can’t fuck this girl, not anymore than you can fuck starlight or fuck a whisper. On physical contact she’d turn to dust and, dick in your hand, welcome to the the long sad denouement of your life. 10 cats, 10000000 sleepless nights.
04.29.08 at 7:19 pm
she fell for the Waterboy, so why not me?
04.29.08 at 7:24 pm
Because you’re a “profesor” that doesn’t know how to spell professor? Just a guess.
04.29.08 at 7:46 pm
That caption is retarded. If she was doing that in your kitchen with a glass of milk the next morning you’d propose.
04.29.08 at 8:59 pm
i think the red eyes in the background give away the puppetry at work here
04.29.08 at 9:35 pm
I was about to say DOES NOBODY ELSE NOTICE THE FUCKING MONSTER EYES IN THE BACKGROUND?!?! I keep trying to run away, but I can’t move, I try to yell but nothing comes out….
04.29.08 at 10:33 pm
“Jenny!? JENNY!? WHERE ARE YOU I HAVE BEEN WAITING IN THE CAR FOR AN HOUR!?” Lucifer spat, as he entered the darkened bar.
04.29.08 at 11:37 pm
She’s just going to end up married to some lawyer. Or, worse, divorced from him and mentally deranged because she’s never been prepared for failure. But better than Rosey. And worthy of more than 5 pussies.
04.30.08 at 12:18 am
Hahaha, I know her. She’s genuinely pretty from other angles, in other outfits.
04.30.08 at 12:39 am
Sadly, I think devil eyes in the background may just be an obscured exit sign.
04.30.08 at 8:38 am
this girl’s hot .She’s actually dressed to go out!!!She’s worth 4 girls sitting at home, grumpy and upset that you awnsered “yes” to “Do you check out other women?”She deserves as many disembodied fistbumps as she can get!
04.30.08 at 8:21 pm
mf britt?
05.01.08 at 2:10 am
# Every nightmare I had as a kid Says:
04.29.08 at 9:35 pm
I was about to say DOES NOBODY ELSE NOTICE THE FUCKING MONSTER EYES IN THE BACKGROUND?!?! I keep trying to run away, but I can’t move, I try to yell but nothing comes out….
hahahahahhhahahahaahaaa
05.01.08 at 2:11 am
ALSO
THAT DRESS is getting SO boring.
ATTN FEMALES: STOP going into h&m and purchasing the shapeless stupid “dress”.
05.07.08 at 11:52 am
She brings some extra nose to compensate for THAT shoe misfortune.
Ps. They serve giant, torch-like rum&cokes there so I’m off.
07.02.08 at 4:04 am
where do you buy your hand-puppets, gavin? because i want one like this.
06.27.09 at 10:04 pm
Why is she wearing her brother’s gym socks?