Totally gorgeous. Mega-stunning. Perfect body… No thanks. Might as well be my dead Granddad’s dick in a red dress.
PS: How funny would it be to do a video for “The Lady in Red” with my dead Granddad’s dick in a red dress?
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Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.
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eight kitties and fucking long hair gets two? They’re the same fucking person!
05.07.08 at 11:56 pm
She looks like that cat-woman lady from the NY Post who had all that plastic surgery. I’m not saying I wouldn’t have sex with her if I could… I’m just saying
05.08.08 at 12:11 am
What’s wrong with her face, man?
05.08.08 at 3:42 am
Fish face..? Or SOMETHING is off here, with her faysh.
05.08.08 at 3:58 am
That’s the problem with trophy wives!!They actually look like trophies.Like you’d win her for the 100 metere dash or something!
05.08.08 at 4:08 am
She’s definatley had some collegen in the lips.
05.08.08 at 4:19 am
another porn start looking for semblance of normalcy- hanging with nyc hipsters is the only option open to her. That, and stuffing dogs in her leather bag or dress. not that there’s anything normal about the latter.
05.08.08 at 8:56 am
there’s that red and white pic we’ve all been waiting for. what a stunner! ya forgot the Spitroast!
05.08.08 at 9:05 am
I agree with Mike. She’d look better with 2 cocks in her. One in the mouth and one in the ass.
05.08.08 at 9:59 am
on a scale from one to not funny it would be very not close to 1
05.08.08 at 7:38 pm
boring.
05.08.08 at 10:42 pm
anyone that gets bottle service always looks like this
05.10.08 at 5:33 am
She got that dress at cache. And she looks EXACTLY like the kind of cougar that shops there.
05.11.08 at 1:02 am
that chick is more than a cougar man. cougars are predators and you’d have to pay to get inside that shitter. sorry what’s wrong with hot girls in red dresses, who are you guys, Sugababes? does it automatically mean she has herpes? I’m with you on UGG boots but red dresses suggest ass licking on her part and toe curling blow jobs that make you leave your pregnant wife for long hours at a time during month 9
05.11.08 at 12:08 pm
Pretty normal body, nice dress, fucking terrifying head. I recommend pesticide for her and anyone who finds her attractive.
05.11.08 at 9:23 pm
fake tits are fake
11.26.08 at 5:10 am