Have you ever had perfectly pure cocaine before? You can eat with it, fuck on it, sleep after it, and it glistens in the light like a prism. The only thing it doesn’t do is fall from the sky – thank God.
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STREET BONER 1127
Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.
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still makes armpits sweaty if anyone is curious about downsides tho.
05.08.08 at 2:05 pm
If that’s manna, then that’s an Israelite, and it kinda makes you look at their two millenia of persecution in a new light.
05.08.08 at 2:36 pm
why is it that when people can sleep or eat on coke or e they say it’s ,like, really pure?
i say you got ripped off.yeah,it was so pure i couldn’t feel it….
05.08.08 at 2:46 pm
fuck u nibby. fuckin cornball.
05.08.08 at 2:48 pm
Son, there’s no such thing as perfectly pure cocaine.
05.08.08 at 4:02 pm
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR GUYS 200TH BONER,MAY YOU HAVE 200 MORE, I KNOW WILL THANKS TO THIS ENZYTE…..
05.08.08 at 4:07 pm
Ike, ur a homo too.
05.08.08 at 4:21 pm
If you had perfectly pure cocaine you also have had gasoline and sulfuric acid which totally rocks dude yeah so high dude yeah bro
05.08.08 at 7:40 pm
bullshit you cant get pure, just need to know the right people
05.09.08 at 2:22 am
all you have to do is dump it in acetone.
let the additives dissolve.
strain & dry out what’s left.
bam. pure.
you’re welcome
05.09.08 at 2:47 am
That’s the problem with dating a gay wizard!!You go to hug him goodnight and he just explodes!!!!I think Albus is cheating on you asshole!
05.09.08 at 7:03 am
how come I´m the only person over 25 and under 30 that reads this site, and thinks cocaine is an utter and complete waste of time, money and brain cells? Do you realize how much shitty coke you do, compared to how often “perfect coke” crosses your path?
havent read the site in ages, just had to come debbie downer on yall every once in a while.
05.09.08 at 7:44 am
Just like Street Fighter 2 used to tell me “Winners Don’t Use Drugs”
05.09.08 at 8:08 am
fuck haute couture, you’re not a debbie downer okay! yes, people get out of hand with their usage of recreational substances but that’s to be expected….people just want the good times to never end once they’ve had a taste…but i can assure you- and patience is a virtue in this regard- pure coke can be had more often than not, as you’ve already stated, and, it isn’t a complete waste of time; when you’ve surrounded yourself with like minded people the unimaginable becomes reality, i know because i’ve had pure coke on more than one occasion and it isn’t white, white colour isn’t the signifier of purity when it comes to pure coke it’s beige or pink….ya ever had beige coke before? that’s as pure as it comes….anyway, if everyone is giving you a bump all through the night because you’re a likeable person, or a gorgeous one in all aspects of your character and personality, then you’ll come out of the collective drug haze unscathed. just don’t embarrass yourself in the process and start snorting the crumbs up from your best friends bathroom floor….i witnessed a casual acquaintance in montreal do it one time, it’s not a pleasant sight especially when the person in question is/was otherwise sublime during regular daylight hours…yes coke is a powerful drug; but in moderation i don’t think we can tell people it’s a waste of money and brain cells, not when it brings so many creative people together at one time. i think an apology is in order?!
05.09.08 at 9:08 am
muthafutha has showed the one downside to pure coke… diarrhea of the mouth. hey mutha SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BORING ASS PRICK.
05.09.08 at 9:57 am
foot in mouth disease perhaps but not diarrhea of the mouth, that honour goes to you botch
05.09.08 at 10:01 am
dat boy aint on powda, he rollin juicy.
05.09.08 at 3:29 pm
Happy Birthday Israel! 60 years of g.d not sending any manna down, but a hella lot of Kazzam rockets. G.d isn’t muslim though.
05.10.08 at 9:40 am
ah I miss ye olde viceland frim frams where you could go in-depth with the ZYBER BULLYING and hate stalking as old dead FM Blue term coined it. those were the days my friend we thought they’d never end. candice camarooon dipping in with all the gaylords and frigid chicks. like with late night LD phone calls to harass a living toilet man named Lloyd E Nesmith.. dere desu KA! his japperwhore wife yelping on the line.. twas all in good fun. I have a couple pictures of Lloyd rocking a suburbs of tokyo empty dive bar with his band Fiendish Thingies which you know made my QUAD SQUAD VICE PHOTO BOOK extra glossy in two thousand six. http://aliberaldose.blogspot.com/ all this to say muthafutha keep on doin it, that thing about coke was “pure” brilliance and really astute.. gavin ain’t the only Mr. Cocaine round here boy! BY THE BY gav if your black nozzled heart cacks it before 65 like old Joe Strummers did, we are going to write an obit DON’T along the lines of “another bitch ass punk who couldn’t handle his coke”. then suroosh will produce the libertines and shane will start wearing top hats and shit
05.10.08 at 8:54 pm
Do you realize it doesn’t really matter how shitty the coke is when you are snorting it out of your friend’s ass crack?
05.11.08 at 9:30 pm
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05.12.08 at 12:04 am
Just a tip… take an Afrin bottle, dump the contents & put in warm water. Then put the blow in. Instant drip, & cops have no idea what it is. Really good for going out. No more cramming into a stall. You can do it right there at the bar. The first time you dump your whole stash into water its a bit scary though.
05.13.08 at 12:48 pm
In my world coke does fall from the sky, all the time, non stop… and its beautiful
05.14.08 at 9:31 pm
did this guy just get raped at paintball gunpoint ?
05.15.08 at 7:44 am
don’t you know its insane to put your coke in water.. i would recommend this if you don’t enjoy coke and instead enjoy, well fuck, what are you doing, drinking that shit? sitting there and pouring cocaine water into your nose will get you about as high as snorting pure water.
05.17.08 at 12:22 am
Ohemgeee
is this queen and bathurst ?!
05.18.08 at 2:01 am