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A woman’s biggest fear is someone asking her, “What the fuck are you doing with him?” All you have to do to avoid that is become so weird you turn yourself into an accessory and then they can just say, “Oh him? He lives under my friend’s couch and burns frogs.”

This entry was posted on 05.23.08 at 7:21 am by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

12 Comments

000 Says:

Yeah but most human “accessories”Have their shirt tucked in,Their buspass tied to a string around their neck,and a baggy of cherrios

05.23.08 at 8:16 am
*** Says:

her chest tattoo is hideously unsexy

05.23.08 at 8:33 am
nope Says:

Nobody likes Sean Hanes

05.23.08 at 12:42 pm
Anonymous Says:

which one’s supposed to be the so weird one? they both look pretty regular (vomit) to me. mom’s slip over leggings and cheap shoes?? blah blah brunette lindsay lohan blah blah? booooring.

05.23.08 at 1:10 pm
double Says:

one on the left looks like a dwarf, hmmm?

05.23.08 at 3:52 pm
licky Says:

that boy is hot hot HOT

05.23.08 at 9:57 pm
KITTEH Says:

Just some LAME kids.

05.23.08 at 11:44 pm
tap Says:

tap. not. tap.

05.23.08 at 11:50 pm
muthafutha Says:

shit she’s way past giving boyfriends a fat ear

05.24.08 at 10:17 am
ya sure Says:

how do you know so much?

05.24.08 at 1:13 pm
your moms boyfriend Says:

ill fuck the one on the right ,,,let the one on the left suck my dick and piss on the dude in the middle!

05.27.08 at 1:03 pm
Andrea Says:

Actually, my worst nightmare was about my dad getting stabbed and all the lightbulbs blowing out at once. But definitely an embarassing boyfriend is worse than abortion.

06.11.08 at 4:05 pm

STREET BONER 1123

I love music nerds because they’re experts in other people saying, “Kick out the jams motherfuckers!”

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STREET BONER 1122

The only way you’re going to get laid at SXSW is to find a girl who doesn’t mind having sex in a closet or on the floor of a shitty hotel room at six in the morning. In other words, you’re not going to get laid at SXSW.

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STREET BONER 1121

Dude, Ché only executed 2,000 people. If you’re into communist genocide and you’re sick of Mao and Stalin, go for Pol Pot. He did 2,000,000.

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STREET BONER 1120

Helmets are a great way to say, “I’m another one of these pussy retards that fell for all that gay safety shit.”

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