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This is how girls’ dance teachers used to look back in High School when they took “Jazz.” (What the fuck was that by the way? What’s Jazz dancing?)

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15 Comments

gayfordragons Says:

i want to jazzercize

05.27.08 at 9:39 am
Loomis Says:

I didn’t want to aquacize but I acquiesced.

05.27.08 at 9:53 am
Rhyanna Says:

People like to hate on American Apparel but it’s made the hipster landscape look better overall. It’s taken the bottom feeders of the scene, the ones that never gave a shit, and it’s pulled them up to at least a basic minimum of fashion. and for the people on top it’s given them a way bigger variety of basic staples. I’d never admit this in public but thank god for Dov Charney.

05.27.08 at 12:03 pm
Haze Says:

I want to Jazzersize their asses.

05.27.08 at 1:22 pm
Dipshiyt Says:

After that comment, I suggest Rhyanna kill herself forthwith

05.27.08 at 2:22 pm
rye Says:

chicks is hawt

05.27.08 at 2:48 pm
poop Says:

It involves jazz hands

05.27.08 at 3:23 pm
c'mon Says:

I hate those fucking aerobics shoes, always have.

05.27.08 at 5:21 pm
Get A Grip Says:

Boring and boredom.

05.27.08 at 7:59 pm
Anonymous Says:

like jazz is a type of dance
what the fuck isn’t it

05.27.08 at 8:21 pm
kisabella Says:

I took jazz
its garbage

05.28.08 at 7:33 am
raymi Says:

no they didn’t look like they looked like big tits in american apparel onesies and blond hair in tight buns. jazz is a rock party in skin tight outfits, it’s pretty gay and i did it for years.

05.28.08 at 11:56 am
KITTEH Says:

Those girls = LAME

05.28.08 at 6:51 pm
Fuchsia Says:

These are clearly the sort of colors girls should wear at all times.

05.28.08 at 11:47 pm
tta Says:

ya know most of these people that LOOK amazing turn out to be REALLY boring, so there’s some consolation for all the sad kiddies sitting at home where no one looks this good

06.10.08 at 7:17 pm

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