Polish girls are great if you love vodka, fur, bad karaoke, and pretending you’re going to marry her some day.
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27 Comments
  1. Dimmesdale Says:

    I love their cushy but sturdy caucasian asses.


  2. muthafutha Says:

    congenital


  3. judo booty clapz Says:

    Pretty much true, but gotdamnit the accent has to count for something right?


  4. Yatesy Says:

    OOOooohhh, I’d like to kiss the one on the left.


  5. Loomis Says:

    I dated a Polack once and she made me go to a family barbeque where her brother’s started interrogating me about a wedding. We broke up soon after. They are in it to win it.


  6. LZA Says:

    Oh…my…god…

    The one on the left.

    My nuts just went numb


  7. Dr. Dr. Says:

    As a resident of Greenpoint … I would avoid fucking around with Polish girls, there family lived through the commies, nazi’s and poverty and they keep it Catholic. Unless your cruisin for a bruisin avoid playing games with Polish dames … they will tear you a new one, or there mobbed up cousin will.


  8. Jakobi Says:

    Yeah, I know how this is. My mates first long term relationship was with a polish chick.

    He’s still in it.

    There is no escape from the evil polish bitches.


  9. 000 Says:

    Weird sex and broken english as well!Just remeber that if you stick around they’ll magically transform into Babooshkas on your honeymoon


  10. Donut Says:

    The one on the left looks like she’s doing a really satisfying poo.


  11. FactFactFactmaster Says:

    Ted Williams’ head is stored in a steel can filled with liquid nitrogen. It has been shaved, drilled with holes and accidentally cracked 10 times. Williams’ body stands upright in a 9-foot tall cylindrical steel tank, also filled with liquid nitrogen.


  12. hank aaron Says:

    geez he’s gonna be pissed


  13. peter paul Says:

    Reubens!


  14. Bennycassim Says:

    So where the hell do I sign up?


  15. lol@u Says:

    I do love all those things… how did you know?!?


  16. lol@u Says:

    Dr Dr… you flamin homo. you got to hit it and split it!


  17. pidge Says:

    Rickets?


  18. atrain Says:

    I Dew!


  19. hipgravy Says:

    Polish chicks also like fast cars, gold chains, and dudes who dress like a Romanian boy band.


  20. Beef Says:

    I’d love to bottle their queefs.


  21. KITTEH Says:

    I’m not sure they’re polish.
    The one on the left looks like she could pass, but the one on the right??
    NOT POLSKI. More like russian/uki.


  22. um no Says:

    I don’t think either is Polish.
    there is NO tbf.
    ( the bitch face )
    going on


  23. KITTEH Says:

    No, they’re just too FUG to be Polish.


  24. iDIOT Says:

    THAT FUCKEN WHORE ON THE LEFT LOOKS LIKE IVANKA TRUMP!


  25. brooklynite Says:

    SO TRUE


  26. Polish Bitch Says:

    You guys are all idiots! And make way too many grand over generalizations! You should be so lucky to get a real Polish pussy! You obviously have never met a real Polish Women with some substance. Your loss.


  27. Firecrack Says:

    Getting a little touchy … Substance eh? If it’s illegal I’ll buy that for a dollar


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