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You call this drunk jenga? No tower of furniture, no swastika in marker, no condom filled with hand soap inserted in the ass with a pencil.. Shit. You basically just turned on the night light, tucked him in, and kissed him on the forehead while whispering, “Good night my angel.”
See what Wafah Dufour has to say.

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11 Comments

shit juice Says:

somehow i think i like the idea that if Gavin were totally removed from society for an extended period of time, he would still be doing this, even if nobody else was around

01.29.08 at 4:07 pm
tootsie Says:

are those cricket legs in his mouth?

01.29.08 at 4:56 pm
Anonymous Says:

u mean he would still be around making the same old dumb jokes and being a dick?

01.29.08 at 5:31 pm
Vane$$a Says:

Those are pot stems in his mouth and a rolling paper on his forehead. Are they saying that he smoked all the buds that were once attached to those stems?

01.29.08 at 6:02 pm
yowza Says:

laughing uncontrollably at the idiot (or prude) who thought that the stems were cricket legs.

01.29.08 at 7:42 pm
GGRRRR!!! Says:

Stoners are easiy amused,lazy,and unfortunately so unmotavatied even partying is uninspired(They shout happy new year at 7.30 pm so they don’t have to stay up late)Doesn’t everyone have at least one friend who you don’t miss them,You miss the Old Version of them,Like you’d be”Fuck this party ain’t shit without,Brandon T-dog,and Eric circa1996″

01.30.08 at 3:09 am
dearheart Says:

They spend too much time on stuffonmycat.com

01.30.08 at 4:58 am
GRRRRRRR! Says:

That’s another stoner problem !

01.30.08 at 7:40 am
poo Says:

chick!

01.30.08 at 10:16 pm
Maarlen Bierhat Says:

Be honest, this is about as serious most people are about “taking on Bin Laden! YEAH!! I’d do it!!”.

03.18.08 at 6:39 pm
Replicant Says:

That sure is an ugly couch.

04.17.08 at 1:49 am

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