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This guy wants moms to think he’s sexy (and want his body) so bad he’s even wearing their jeans.

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21 Comments

Madame le Awesome Says:

His eyebrows frighten me.

01.30.08 at 2:44 pm
Vane$$a Says:

I bet that once upon a time some idiot told him that he looks like Rod Stewart. Having no particular talents or prospects for being special, he took the observation and turned it into a calling card, his raison d’etre if you will. The rest is homo history.
Seriously, the only moms this guy is interested in are Mr. Moms. You can see that, right?

P.S. Thank you for choosing a font that makes my double dollars look so bold and aggressive. Now I can feel special too.

01.30.08 at 3:28 pm
ponce Says:

dudley moore and rod stewart and a scottish elf

01.30.08 at 4:13 pm
kevin Says:

i like this site. im glad it exists. i dont like this man. his outfit tells me that his pubic hair is going to be surprising and overly groomed.

01.30.08 at 6:22 pm
riego divera Says:

ever scince soccer began to aquire a mainstream following, hooliganism was turned sharply on its head and what we see here now is the very sad (and very gay) end result. needless to say the trend is being widely embraced by most major hair product companies and of course the weirdos at Hilfiger who quickly designed the POP jeans line which incidently is HUGE in Europe.

01.30.08 at 7:15 pm
eatadick Says:

this guy is beautiful. he has charm and witt and enjoys watching soccer games. I would let him go down on your mom.

01.30.08 at 8:59 pm
WeirdNA Says:

The soccer strip he is wearing is is the team I support, Celtic in Scotland, also supported by Rod Stewart. However this guy would be hung, drawn and quartered with his testicles thrown to the Huns if he ever set foot in Glasgow. The bounty on his head is $1.

01.31.08 at 7:24 am
Tony Badassassino Says:

We already know he’s wearing a Celtic “strip.” He’s a Scottish Catholic homo, what else would he be wearing? Sheesh!

01.31.08 at 11:33 am
antonia badassassino Says:

what’s even better is that i’m sure she has a great personality!!!!!!!

01.31.08 at 1:10 pm
zan Says:

listen. if i saw that little presh on the sub i’d take her in my arms and carry her all the way to wherever she was going.

01.31.08 at 1:11 pm
Jules Says:

he looks like he might have a little Francis Begbie in him though. I bet if he read this he would probably kick all of your Yankee asses.

01.31.08 at 2:49 pm
Anonymous Says:

Cutest girl I’ve ever seen

01.31.08 at 6:03 pm
muthafutha Says:

this is the kind of woman i’d hav the utmost respect for, why? because, she deserves Respect.

01.31.08 at 11:26 pm
lol@u Says:

this guy once swalled so much cum that he had to be rushed to the hospital to get his stomach pumped.

02.02.08 at 3:05 pm
read up! Says:

geez, can’t you see?! it’s michael palin!!! of course you americans wouldn’t know who that is.

02.04.08 at 9:34 am
3021 Says:

Dear sexy celtic26.

I have read your profile and think your sweet.
i’m a heterosexual male, who would be the I the first to admit, has the worlds biggest man crush, on you.
love the fact that your always happy and luv a laugh, me too!!!!

hope to hear from you soon.
3021

02.22.08 at 7:29 am
Harge Says:

This guy makes fat moms who jib off to Rodd Stewwart real fucking happy cause they finally get a piece of the pie. Lay off. He’s a humanitarian.

02.22.08 at 12:17 pm
Maarlen Bierhat Says:

A lot of people think it would be cool to speak Danish or drink Tuborg because of the ads; but, no. This guy is the embodiment of the words “Danish Beer.”

03.18.08 at 8:10 pm
Applejacks Says:

this guy personifies “Canadian”. I’m going to say the Ottawa/Gatineau area. Long live Honeymoon Suite!

04.06.08 at 5:30 pm
Replicant Says:

Bastard child of Rod Stewart and Mr. Bean

04.17.08 at 1:52 am
Kevin Says:

I’ll bet you he’s the nicest person you’ve ever met in your life…

05.04.08 at 5:45 am

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