The best way to get chicks is to be as weird as humanly possible and have some kind of project going on. This caters to their cave instinct of wanting to be part of the group and makes your group look particularly special.
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STREET BONER 1127
Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.
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According to some numbers I just ran, her legs are due to buckle… now.
Goddamn but bitches this skinny are scary.
07.18.08 at 3:04 pm
no.
07.18.08 at 3:13 pm
I have to agree.
07.18.08 at 3:21 pm
Homemade sandals from old waffles cuts…not bad, until he tied the strings around his ankles to add some “sex.” Kinda like a guy wearing a shirt that ties in the back, I don’t dig it.
07.18.08 at 3:37 pm
This guy sucks.
07.18.08 at 4:00 pm
vincent gallo need to get his shit together and make another movie.
07.18.08 at 4:02 pm
i guess it’s okay but jesus what the fuck is up with their legs?!
07.18.08 at 4:23 pm
you fucking people and your fucking hateful comments. don’t you EVER get laid?
07.18.08 at 4:36 pm
STREET BONERS is so crap now, needs some refreshing. LIFT YOUR GAME!
07.18.08 at 5:04 pm
no.
07.18.08 at 5:17 pm
What about the exposed toes Gavin?
07.18.08 at 5:28 pm
http://enhasa.org/sandbox/
07.18.08 at 5:35 pm
re: hateful comments:
Those legs? On that woman? I will be ETERNALLY HATEFUL.
07.18.08 at 5:35 pm
i love his sandal shoes
07.18.08 at 5:37 pm
awww…Devendra dumped Natalie cause she wasn’t skinny enough.
07.18.08 at 5:44 pm
i hate that guy
07.18.08 at 7:00 pm
despite her skinny legs i have to admit that im feeling hater vibes grow inside me. how in the fuck did that bum convince her to let him put his crusty pink cock inside of her?
07.18.08 at 7:11 pm
I think I can smell him through my computer screen. He’d only be endearing if was more metal.
07.18.08 at 7:24 pm
Since when is it OK for this guy to expose everyone to his feet?
07.18.08 at 7:38 pm
Are you all kidding? Intentional Blindness of the heart and soul? These people are having a fucking great summer day.
07.18.08 at 7:59 pm
that poor girl
07.18.08 at 10:42 pm
should be: “Devendra Banhart will be forced to become a Papa John’s delivery man in 2016. This sounds fitting until you realize he’ll be attracting 19-year-old bulimics with knees a fuck a away from buckling.”
07.18.08 at 11:30 pm
what are you guys talking about, this guy is awesome! maybe if he tamed his beard so that it was just scruffy instead of biblical he would be a little hotter.
07.18.08 at 11:32 pm
That’s Mike Gerner from Vietnam, right?
07.19.08 at 12:44 am
I like that
07.19.08 at 2:08 am
She looks like the villaness from Little Darlings!!
07.19.08 at 2:09 am
Jesus Huckleberry Christ. “villaness”=villainess. I’m really stoned. I will go watch more 21 Jump Street. PEEEAAAAACCE.
07.19.08 at 2:13 am
I interviewed Devendra last year and a) if anything, he had a nice lavendery scent and b) his look was clean and actually rather boring (pants, shirt, sweater, that’s it) He even had his hair pretty much in order. Besides that he was really sharp and involved in his answers. It turned out to be a good piece and I’d ride for that scrawny roman sandal-wearing chickenhawk beach bum from Jupiter any fucking day. Them Taiwanese Oakleys really are the touch.
07.19.08 at 3:44 am
the girl is almost invisible next to him.
07.19.08 at 7:52 am
nice legs
07.19.08 at 10:55 am
EXPOSED TOES!!!!! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!
07.19.08 at 4:12 pm
well i agree cause alot of girls are dumb like that
but this is a good picture…lol explains the caption perffectly
07.19.08 at 5:16 pm
…is that kirsten from jersey?
07.19.08 at 10:17 pm
KIRSTEN AND PEDRO
07.19.08 at 10:41 pm
gay rob zombie
07.20.08 at 5:03 pm
Ah-ha, so Gavin’s parents are from Glasgow, are they?! That’s why he’s such a nut-case! Your Dad still has a pretty pronounced Glasgow accent, by the way- and not at all English- although your Mum’s accent has been a bit more North American-ised. You can still hear the Scottish in her voice though, no problem. Also, your written approximation of the Glesga accent, for a non-Scot, is pretty stunning!
btw, why can’t I post a comment in that thread?
07.20.08 at 5:46 pm
So the same Canadian/Scots diaspora that spawned Mike Myers also spawned Gavin? Hmmmm…all that ginger pubic hair is enough to make a Jewish gal’s head spin. Happy birthday Gavin. I hope you’re having fun at the Bohemian Grove gathering.
Love,
V
07.20.08 at 8:17 pm
So does that mean that this site is Gavin’s “Love Guru”?
07.20.08 at 11:36 pm
I like skinny girls in the same irksome way that I like girls who enjoy the odd sandwich. Stop hating on skinny chicks, if it weren’t for them all the other girls wouldn’t punish themselves into kinda fitness and guilt dieting.
07.21.08 at 2:02 am
Nothing wrong with these two that a whole lot of fire wouldn’t fix.
07.21.08 at 9:03 am
The key to picking up chicks is the all or nothing approach. Women are either thoroughly intrigued by this dude or thoroughly repulsed by him. Either way he doesn’t waste his time with the dumb shit.
07.21.08 at 7:11 pm
He looks like a cross between Ravi Shankar and Tommy Sunshine.
07.21.08 at 7:25 pm
# Beef Says:
07.18.08 at 5:04 pm
STREET BONERS is so crap now, needs some refreshing. LIFT YOUR GAME!
I didn’t type this nonsense. Fix this shit already, would you?
07.23.08 at 1:32 am
Plus, I wouldn’t say shit like, “lift your game.” Ugh.
07.23.08 at 1:33 am
Mike Myers parents are from England. Would you please not?
07.26.08 at 9:58 am
you guys are all fucking assholes. if you had any idea what was going on that night you wouldn’t be objective fucks. does it make you feel better make comments about something that is unfixable. go fuck yourself. there cute and you’re probably all jealous because you still live in NY and haven’t found you’re equal partner in crime, sleep with random people every thursday through sunday. Does that make you feel better…i think not…so look at this picture and smile at what you won’t have.
08.11.08 at 10:51 pm
and the fact that you are all obsessed with this site is gross.
08.11.08 at 10:53 pm
I bet they’re vegan.
08.24.08 at 3:39 pm