Attractiveness is powered by imagining what it would be like to disrobe the person so, unless you like getting a boner at work, do not picture these two British girls with just those socks on, giggling in your bed all weekend.

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This entry was posted on 06.20.08 at 12:08 pm by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.
23 Comments
  1. Bry Says:

    i like the orange girl’s dress, but the blue one needs to move her belt up a bit. she looks like she has no waist!


  2. Stats Master Says:

    Their clothes are quite rad. I would like to have sex with them, and their clothes.


  3. E.T. Says:

    Good thing I’m not at work.


  4. tommy gun Says:

    clothes good. bitches ugly.


  5. doinwork.com Says:

    feet to knee’s, good so far. Knee’s up, i need to whiteout my eyes.


  6. Beefy McManstick Says:

    Is anyone else not disgusted by the black stockings and brown sandals? Not only does she ruin her outfit, she’s ruining her friend’s as well. Can we make a rule that socks/stockings/leggings/etc. should ALWAYS be lighter than the shoes? Better yet: no socks with sandals!


  7. Jingles Glitterfuzz Says:

    Get these squalid, coke saturated, snaggle toothed whores out of my bed. They’re not the bare backing bear fantasy I’d expect from likes of Street Carnage!

    As if stumbling upon these two would upset you.


  8. Anonymous Says:

    dude…the girls are ugly as shit


  9. rob-omb Says:

    If all girls dressed like this I wouldn’t even make it to the car…….


  10. KITTEH Says:

    # doinwork.com Says:
    06.20.08 at 3:32 pm

    feet to knee’s, good so far. Knee’s up, i need to whiteout my eyes.

    Not even.
    How are the socks and shoes combos here attractive?
    Ughguh gross.


  11. 000 Says:

    Sandra Dee and Sandra Dum!!


  12. Dental Damn Says:

    They should show us those fine English smiles.


  13. Paul Says:

    @Jingles Glitterfuzz, put those knee high socks on gavin, and then you have one hot bare backing bear fantasy, that i’d want to live out


  14. mia Says:

    anyone notice the woman in the background, what the fuck is she wearing on her feet?
    is she really wearing knee high moccasins with a dress in the summer? im confused…


  15. TheLegendHimself Says:

    ok

    they look

    fucking terrible

    maybe some little emo fag wearing nudies with slip ons and some ironic shirt and maybe a cardigan and or scarf and stupid hat would think so

    but this is sooo wrong.,

    naaasty

    short shorts, tall sport socks, heels , od nails, hahahah and chewing some bubble gum, now that could work for any girl


  16. Hey, Says:

    The girl on the left looks like a CGI retarded person


  17. bob Says:

    shapeless legs and really bad shoes…what were you thinking?


  18. fuck haute couture Says:

    every time i say a girl is kicked someone hysterically accuses me of being a jealous hater.

    these girls are fuckin kicked

    *waits*


  19. pop machine Says:

    Would ya look at the gunt on the one on the right.


  20. amsterdammit Says:

    thanks but no thanks. this wasn’t working for me on the drama club bizzos in high school, and it ain’t really doing much more for me now.


  21. fizzlebottom Says:

    Don’t these girls remind you of the movie Blow-Up? The one on the left particularly, she also looks like she has big boobs, and would let you do anything as long as The Yardbirds are playing on the stereo. (I just made myself really horny). Who cares if her face is a little fat?


  22. nahs Says:

    my grandmother had better sense of fashion than them…..and if i picture them naked…i think i might projectile vomit….


  23. Baby Says:

    girl in oronge is fat.


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