He’s accepting the Gorgeous Penis Award.

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This entry was posted on 06.23.08 at 11:07 am by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.
28 Comments
  1. Anonymous Says:

    sick wristbands


  2. Red Says:

    Dude definitely beats off in the mirror. Too bad it’s circumcized.


  3. lol@u Says:

    hey this really is a street boner… badaboush. thank you thank you i’ll be here all night. don’t forget to tip your waitress.


  4. fuck you Says:

    Hey this really is a street boner… badaboush. Thank you, thank you, I’ll be raped by savage dogs.


  5. doinwork.com Says:

    Ok who the fuck shaved the gorilla?…….come one some one fess up to it.


  6. Haze Says:

    wtf?

    We really need to see more from this scene. I might be mistaken, but it looks like there’s a fat, naked, old lady pirate. That’s not what’s weird. Whatever carnival/protest/festival this is, it must be of the fucking hook because nobody is really looking at naked pirates.


  7. Haze Says:

    I meant *OFF* the fucking hook damnit


  8. doy Says:

    it can’t be a real street boner if its not even a boner.


  9. KITTEH Says:

    I love his uh, leg warmers.


  10. tommy gun Says:

    Haze what’s really weird is that everyone else appears to be clothed and just walking around like its normal. where is this? who are these people? i’m with you man, we need answers to such mysteries!!


  11. lol@u Says:

    get off my jock penis breath


  12. Zanta Says:

    Arrrrrrrrrrrr! ACK ACKACKACK Stole my bit! ARRRRRRRRR ACKA ACKACKAK!


  13. niggy smallz Says:

    My money is on this pic being from San Francisco.


  14. pop machine Says:

    Is his pubic hair “stylized”???


  15. F.U.P.A. Registry Says:

    Hello lady in picture, we need to to register your gunt with our interweb database. So we can throw the fuck up.


  16. Anonymous Says:

    He’s thinking; “I’m going to hide my booze in this styro-foam cup by putting it in a larger, plastic cup.” …but I don’t know why…


  17. doreen Says:

    yes, this has to be folsom street fair.


  18. Applejacks Says:

    i’m pretty sure his facial hair and sunglasses are tattoos


  19. burt Says:

    it didn’t take very long for the “tits are for fags” to turn into “gorgeous cock”… just fucking come out already people!


  20. Beef Says:

    dig the hour glass pubes


  21. crikey Says:

    let’s one and all thank our lucky stars there isn’t anything in that cup shall we!


  22. Dimmesdale Says:

    I’m feeling a need to stage raids on that mons pubis.


  23. KITTEH Says:

    # Applejacks Says:
    06.23.08 at 10:48 pm

    i’m pretty sure his facial hair and sunglasses are tattoos

    hahhhaaahahahahaahahaha


  24. talent scout Says:

    What award did the female pirate receive, best new(old) gunt?


  25. re-bath Says:

    What’s with the moon boots? Did THOR tour a nudist colony in their dying days?


  26. nahs Says:

    what in the world???whyy?WHYYYYYYY?


  27. Baby Says:

    OMG EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. NO COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!! im flagging dis image as inepropriete for lil kids. im relly disapointed in u gavin..i thot dis wasa kid freindly sight.


  28. Jump Says:

    a well-proportioned naked rave midget… rare


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