Got to meet Stevie Nicks after her show in Atlantic City last week and I was like, “That was amazing – and I am NOT just trying to blow coke up your ass.”
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Just to be clear, this is not a hole in her tights. It’s a hole in the ass-time continuum that will swallow your entire paycheck if you go near it.
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That’s 2 coke jokes in a row.
06.26.08 at 2:57 pm
gavin
do you have ANY jokes that don’t involve coke?
do you HAVE to remind us one more time that you’re into hipster culture by parading around on that white horse of yours?
ITS TIRED.
i love you, but it is.
give it up and get creative
06.26.08 at 2:57 pm
Nice Razr.
06.26.08 at 3:22 pm
But Nomore 1970s Stevie Nicks was literally made out of blow. I’m pretty sure she had a cocaine salt lick for the TUSK sessions. Her love of Cocaine was probably made out of cocaine. In fact, I think it’s illegal to talk about Stevie without mentioning her passion for the c.
06.26.08 at 4:37 pm
Gah super GHEY. Whats that, 1.0 megapixel? Weak srsly.
But on the other hand Stevie is glowing with radiance even in that 1 megapixel.
What a magnificent woman.
06.26.08 at 4:57 pm
whats coke?
06.26.08 at 5:26 pm
yeah, slow down with the coke references already.
all these “cool people” really need to get over this fucking garbage drug and realize that pharmaceutical amphetamines are far superior.
06.26.08 at 9:56 pm
fuck the blog entries! Let’s start our own remora-blog in the comments section!
So, I was thinkin of some funny parody names of alcoholic drinks. Here’s what I’ve got so far:
Glo-dots – for Sparks
Boatholder Vapor – Anchor Steam
Glo-dots w/ Hyperspace – Sparks+
Now you try!
06.26.08 at 9:59 pm
Worst boner ever. Fleetwood was better before Rumors. Nobody really cares about how much Coke she did in the 70’s because you know now she’s probably the most boring health food eating gran ever (now).
06.26.08 at 10:59 pm
OK, seriously, who used to write Dos & Don’ts for you?
06.26.08 at 11:24 pm
Way to go, bro! I love the idea of the subversiveness of it all. Remora blog, ha!
I had this idea for a sitcom involving a normal, Lou Dobbs-esque, shrinking-middle-class family but with a robot child mixed or minced in. There would be a nosy ginger-kid neighbor and everything! It would be called The Tiny Whimsical Magick Family. and THEIR problems displayed would absolve YOUR problems suppressed through the magic of hope-o-vision! Network execs, please heed this call.
06.27.08 at 12:15 am
that was so lame.
hhahaha
06.27.08 at 12:32 am
OMG! This idea is so empowering, it’s like Pay-it Forward but with the internet! I never realized how much power we had, us commenters that is. I think the future of ideas will be in concentrating all the small ideas us little-people have! By that, I mean those of us who don’t care to start up a blog of our own and work on a theme but would rather consolidate and refine what’s already out there to out own specifications. As they say, God is in the details. And we are the figurative illegals who will detail your car(blog) into perfection. Here’s your keys, meester!
But on that note, I have an idea for a pepsi-like drink that tastes like coke. It would be called pepsi-cokela and it’s taste would mimic exactly the taste of coke but through the medium of pepsi. Sure, some harsh additives would have to be added but as long as the goal was accomplished, I’m sure it would be a hit.
06.27.08 at 1:18 am
I like finding Stevie Nicks fans on myspace. They always have the best pictures. Actually the best fan I’ve ever encountered was a Rick Springfield fan. Her photo album spanned decades, but always came back to the Rickster.
06.27.08 at 7:57 am
this is the worst streeboner ever. this guy should just quit trying to tell the same old joke over and over again and concentrate on what he’s good at: trying to blow d-list celebrities and being mean to people.
06.27.08 at 8:20 am
Hey, what’s with all the shitting on this joke? I thought it was a top 10er. Everyone gets it right? Instead of I’m not just trying to blow smoke up your ass, it’s COKE. Because that’s how Stevie used to do it. Are we all familiar with the saying “I’m not just trying to blow smoke up your ass.”
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/305333
06.27.08 at 12:38 pm
To be honest I hadn’t heard the term “blow smoke up your ass” before. We don’t say that in Britain.
06.27.08 at 1:20 pm
Stevie Nicks never had coke blown up her ass you shitbags. Someone asked her in an interview recently about that rumour, and she was all, “Nobody gets near my butt. Nobody”. Fucking Google it.
06.28.08 at 9:58 am
YEAH we get it Gavinpie, I think the issue was “waa waa waa cocaine, waa waa waa cocaine cocaine waa waa”….
06.28.08 at 11:45 am
haha!
06.28.08 at 3:59 pm
gawon out an get some sunshine, fellers! you posters are paler than me, and I’m allergic to booze, fun, drugs, girls, and of course, sun light.
06.30.08 at 9:50 am
WOW!This is confirmed proof.I was thinking you might be lying but suddenly this fuzzy,out of focus picture of a picture convinced me!Call Art Bell !
07.01.08 at 6:35 am
okay, dis is wierd. lol. no comment. lol.
07.01.08 at 12:17 pm
Shitting on a Coke joke is lamer than shitting your pants on novocaine and malitol. When you pull it off, and bring down the ‘heads, it’s like flogging your friends at the party with a numb arm and running into the garage door all night.
07.13.08 at 1:09 pm