Nice jacket but it’s so long and big, I’m not sure if I can handle it.

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34 Comments
  1. douchbaggery Says:

    your referring to this young man’s penis or his super cape?


  2. lol@u Says:

    that’s like his mom’s jacket or something. weird kid, weird. he looks like a character though. he’ll probably get his shit together at some point.


  3. Cruntchrap Subprime Says:

    Where’s the trampoline, that’s what s…


  4. Ollie Says:

    EVERY time I’m in Union Square, so is that kid and his cape jacket.


  5. Loomis Says:

    Am I the only person who caught this? Check out his t-shirt you dummies.


  6. steamer Says:

    this is the best one you’ve ever written.


  7. Sick Mike Says:

    It’s SuperDork.


  8. vyvanse Says:

    the guy on the left with the boat shoes and tote bag deserves a respectful nod


  9. Danielle Says:

    This kid is so next level my mind is blown. Best post so far. However he needs a hair cut.


  10. Ulrik Says:

    BUT cargo-shorts? Just saying.


  11. Danielle Says:

    Ugh. Are there two Danielle’s now? Other Danielle, how can you say this is the best post so far? Seriously.


  12. aleke Says:

    that’s wonderful, hope he finds this


  13. john m Says:

    best caption ever


  14. Butt Holder Says:

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  15. OJB Says:

    seriously? it’s just some nerd in cargo shorts and horrible running shoes.


  16. haha Says:

    TRIGUN JACKET VIA HOT TOPIC


  17. haha Says:

    TRIGUN JACKET FROM HOT TOPIC


  18. bill Says:

    jesus check out that watch placement!


  19. fuck haute couture Says:

    Danielle, Other Danielle is onto something, it is a pretty fucking good caption.

    Gavin: “…it’s so long and big I don’t know if I can take it.”

    Stupid Kid: “That’s what she said.”

    Get it now?


  20. Lassie Says:

    jesus christ thanks captain obvious


  21. iPlod Says:

    That foreskin better be pulled up way too high too, since he doesn’t know what to do with that either.


  22. 000 Says:

    I have looked into your future and the cards say VIDEO STORE EMPLOYEE!!


  23. lol@u Says:

    He spots the perfect wave and rides it out with the streetbonerboard. Do we credit the surf or the surfer? Friends, romans, today, we saw something beautiful. That is enough.


  24. Baby Says:

    i luv boys who r long and big. LOL. :)


  25. lol@u Says:

    you can jack my name but you can’t jack my style…


  26. ymmiJ Says:

    i get it, gavin!


  27. ghb Says:

    little red riding hood


  28. k Says:

    insert rod a into slot b


  29. kingAnu Says:

    Comedy Writing Gold


  30. Maarlen Bierhat Says:

    Wrinkly, red, and lumpy. This summer designers are going for a Canadian Winter Parka Leitmotif.


  31. level 47 Magus Says:

    LARP 4 LIFE!!!


  32. Daniel Says:

    Best caption


  33. bow chicha meow Says:

    yup. best.


  34. madelyn Says:

    also know him

    he made the jacket, if i recall

    he doesn’t take it off

    nice kid


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