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When someone’s head starts out with a such a high quality, old-timey look, your eyes sink toward the shoes going, “Please don’t blow it. Please don’t blow it.” Then you get to these perfect clodhoppers and accidentally scream, “YES!” in his face.

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11 Comments

lol Says:

thats not me

07.07.08 at 11:30 am
Rick O'Shea Says:

Why did you PS out his pipe? I makes the whole thing work… Y’all on some Clement Hurd shit…

07.07.08 at 2:09 pm
Bennycassim Says:

Yeah, I’m pretty sure that’s me every other Saturday.

07.07.08 at 2:48 pm
newfie child Says:

i would fuck him in that train station

07.07.08 at 7:28 pm
Applejacks Says:

BAMF

07.07.08 at 9:00 pm
johannes Says:

The only problem with *visually* solid shoes is they’re always bought used and on the verge of *structurally* falling apart.

07.07.08 at 9:50 pm
louise Says:

this dood be fine

07.08.08 at 12:40 am
sybil Says:

my thoughts exactly!

07.21.08 at 6:19 am
thurgood marshall Says:

i hate outkast

07.24.08 at 1:44 pm
brooklynite Says:

seriously… why do people insist on just hanging out by the NWRQ stairs in the union square station? seriously

09.13.08 at 12:21 am
KeenKitty Says:

aww! what a dandy man!

10.05.08 at 11:57 pm

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