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11 Comments

LOL Says:

-6

07.17.08 at 11:07 am
kure kure takora Says:

Oh come on, you gotta be kidding me. A tie and a t-shirt gets six kittens?

I mean I am impressed that he isn’t wearing 80 different color way Nike Dunks or something but seriously… six?

07.17.08 at 11:40 am
ned zeppelin Says:

i’d like to see that tie-die!!

07.17.08 at 12:01 pm
BOMB23 Says:

Is that a flavorless icy on his head?

07.17.08 at 12:22 pm
Sick Mike Says:

If he was any other race except black, this would be zero kitties; instead, he gets six. Imagine if one of your white or asian friends showed up to a party like that. Everyone would have to take turns kicking him in the nuts all night just so it wouldn’t happen again.

07.17.08 at 12:52 pm
glorywhole Says:

Who wears fake Burberry plaid???? YOU wear fake Burberry plaid. Twat.

If I were to call this guy a douchebag, and I do, it would be the most appropriate use of the word ever.

07.17.08 at 12:56 pm
Danielle #1 Says:

This guys twin is a guy named Juan Winans, except Juan doesn’t dress like an idiot.

http://doublej847.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/juanwinans.jpg.w180h184.jpg

07.17.08 at 1:31 pm
James Says:

No collar? No fucking tie.

07.17.08 at 6:48 pm
miss universe Says:

In theory, a tie and a tee are pull-offable, in theory. Perhaps if he was wearing a tuxedo shirt? I think the six kittens ruling is for boldness and a little sharpness, with minus pussies for a misguided execution. He’s not your new best friend, but with the tie he could be a little wacky; b/c w/o it, he’s unremarkable even with the hair. Unfortunately, the hair seems to say un-funny wacky or perhaps, if lucky, funny-deluded.

07.17.08 at 8:32 pm
Shi T. Says:

funniest caption of all time

07.18.08 at 12:59 am
Shi T. Says:

What misfortune must befall you before you wear shit like this by the way?

07.18.08 at 1:02 am

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