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Who dresses normal people? Who tells them scrunched baseball hats, Hawaiian groundskeeper clothes and baby shoes are the way to go? Whoever it is needs to get a Nobel Peace Prize for Hilarious.

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18 Comments
  1. dm Says:

    HAha this looks just like my step-father.

    He’s content with a simple life, watching sports, and believes everything the news media promotes.


  2. Vane$$a Says:

    He reminds me of the kind of guy that ran into the Twin Towers on 9/11 with absolutely no thought for his personal well being. In other words, he’s the type that gets shit on in modern America unless he’s willing to get melted while saving the life of someone he doesn’t even know. I bet he’s also a real good father and an honest dude who wouldn’t hurt a flea unless provoked. omg. What’s his problem?


  3. vw Says:

    yeah, firemen are soooo 2001.


  4. garg hubbbler Says:

    what the hell? what’s with all the new content all the time, you guys just don’t understand. people want re-runs, people want to read stuff they saw 5 years ago. you guys update waaaay too much. OH and another thing, what is with all the funny? people like serious bummer news and stuff about sports, y’know, boring shit. c’mon, take my adVICE, get with the program..
    for the childrens.


  5. dm Says:

    garg hubbbler, sarcasm is sooo last year. ever since MTV found out it existed.


  6. Anonymous Says:

    this guy is at a fucking waterpark, which means that shirt is going to be off in a matter of minutes and he’s going to squeeze his fat ass in a number of wet, plastic contraptions to be shared by other similar types. that thought makes me never want to eat again. i’m going to make this picture my desktop photo. i’m going to lose 30 lbs in a matter of weeks. my girlfriend thanks you in advance.


  7. GGRRRRR! Says:

    He looks like a security guard pretending to be an under cover cop who’s pretending to be a scalper who’s pretending to be a journeymen sprinkler fitter but is actually King Of The Weekend BYOB BBQ!


  8. Lisa Leung Says:

    Hi, I’m Chinese.
    We can say “L”s, sorry.
    In fact, my name has TWO L’s, imagine that!
    We also have words like “Ling” and “Liu” and “Lee” and “Lai”…all of which we can pronounce.
    Not that I don’t find racism funny, I absolutely do. It just really irks me that…oh never mind…I’m not going to take on white ignorance here.
    Again, I love racist humour, its just odd that what you could make fun of one race for, you’d be completely afraid and uncomfortable doing for another race (eg. lets see you make fun a jamaican accent in this way to a Jamaican…i’m guessing you and your likely-white [or white washed] ass would be way to scared to pull that shit.) Just my 2c.
    I mean, If Will Hung was a West Indian black dude, would the same media coverage have occurred?


  9. clit juice Says:

    jesus, risa, chill out.


  10. Vane$$a Says:

    clit juice-
    you slay me for reals.
    vane$$a.


  11. Revenant Says:

    Lisa. Repeat after me :

    Round and round the rugged rocks the ragged rascal ran.


  12. variouscool.com Says:

    This looks like Kevin Smith at Six Flags.


  13. k Says:

    racisim=funny


  14. big $$ spender Says:

    hey Vane$$a – i bet he’s the type that IMs little girls and gets interviewed by Chris Hansen while he’s covered in baby oil with his middle finger up a kitten’s asshole.

    just a thought girlfriend.


  15. hey Lisa Leung Says:

    hey Lisa Leung – right on – but umm….no one said shit about ur peeps here – and the media doesn’t make fun of black people? have you ever watched this little program called the 5:00 fucking news?!


  16. Harge Says:

    This guy directed The Boondock Saints and was a total piece.


  17. Maarlen Bierhat Says:

    Red hair went on a ruddy journey to find itself, now it’s determined to show the rest of the world what “finding yourself” looks like to normal hair.


  18. Replicant Says:

    He used to wear a trench coat, but Kevin Smith sent him a Cease and Desist letter.


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