English girls are basically the Asians of the Caucasian world

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32 Comments
  1. Comments Shmoments Says:

    what ugly, uptight, boring, but possibly submissive?


  2. Comments Shmoments Says:

    face is fucked


  3. Shmoopy Says:

    Good thing she isn’t opening her mouth to reveal her British teeth.


  4. Bagge Says:

    I don’t care how shmoopy she is, I’d still put my weiner in that.


  5. Solid Guy Adam Nash Says:

    Ugh. That tiny little face is poking furtively out of her hair like a shitlog tip peeking out of my hairhole.


  6. LOL Says:

    standard london 6

    english girls don’t douche, true story


  7. whut? Says:

    I don’t get it. I thought English girls were Caucasian. Are there suddenly 1 billion of them now or something? Are they in porns like Asian girls are? Could someone explain it to me, please?

    I’ll knock the stuffing out that English muffin…. what small amount of stuffing she has, I will… ummmm knock it out?


  8. LOL Says:

    heather graham aged 14?


  9. teeth Says:

    My friend used to say “Asians only count for half” when speaking about the number of girls he slept with.


  10. maurice del taco Says:

    ^^^ Haha, and why is that?


  11. tit for brains Says:

    English girls are the Asians of WHOSE world then? I don’t follow your comparison.

    But I’ll hand it to her, she’s hot…. for a pasty, scrawny, slaggy brit.


  12. neezy Says:

    She looks FUCKING YUMMY


  13. dickweed thrashmaster... Says:

    …would grab that by the bangs and try to hit the back of the head… cause that’s how the dickweed rolls.


  14. kat Says:

    But what’s worse, Asian teeth or British Teeth?
    Chilly silence ensues.


  15. teeth Says:

    Re: Asians only counting for half. His Dad was in Vietnam and killed a whole bunch. He didnt think they were human beings.

    He also told me Asians have triangle balls. This, apparently, is not true.


  16. teeth Says:

    gosh! i was just thinking that very same thing to myself today. that girl wasn’t what i had in mind though.


  17. gary incognito Says:

    Don’t know if I agree with the caption, but girl is banging.


  18. D. Bone-Rage Says:

    England is the raging halitosis capitol of the world, even worse than Asia and every gay bar in San Francisco combined. The whole soggy-ass country smells like trenchmouth. Fuck them and their fucking Euro.


  19. shite ! Says:

    I am sad. I am sick. I am sober. Somebody: please throw dirt onto my face and beat me with a shovel


  20. WORLD WAR DREW Says:

    I think the swedes are the asians of the caucasian world.


  21. Phililps Says:

    Wowee.


  22. stuffstuff Says:

    pretty sure she is a model. cant remember her name.


  23. Anonymous Says:

    agree w wwd the swedes are it.


  24. fuck haute couture Says:

    to d. bone-rage:

    England’s still on the pound, you ignoramus.

    This girl fits perfectly with the whole nothing-on-but-socks-and-a-school-tie fantasy that some pedophile weirdos are all about.


  25. maddy Says:

    i just broke my desk in half with my penis


  26. Jebus Says... Says:

    She kinda reminds me of the daughters friend in American Beauty.

    You know, the cocktease…


  27. Jebus Says... Says:

    She kinda reminds me of the daughters friend in American Beauty.

    You know the jailbait cocktease…


  28. douche baguette Says:

    no way. more like ‘the japanese of the caucasian’ world. people from india are the mexicans of the asian world, Filipinos actually are mestizos, and vietnamese are the blacks. so they say. i’m guessing sweeds are the koreans?


  29. IDIOT! Says:

    WHERE IS ALL THE JAW AND CHIN STRUCTURE?


  30. dean burgers.com Says:

    yes yes

    i’d bend her over and give her a kiss.


  31. Dr. Fate Says:

    What are you talking about? How glamorous and subtely exotic can this girl actually be … standing on the same street as “Sal’s Pizzeria?” I’m sure in some weirdo fantasy world this comes close to perfection … in my world its just another broad standing on a corner in my hometown.


  32. big old bob Says:

    I’d open her up


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