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When people were voting on what Elvis era to use for his stamp, almost nobody voted for the three months he was addicted to Special K.

This entry was posted on 07.23.08 at 1:41 pm by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

14 Comments

fuck haute couture Says:

isn’t there an “after-thirty” joke to be made about cummerbunds, wallet chains and high tops?

07.23.08 at 2:29 pm
Vane$$a Says:

What’s with all these guys and their big square cocks?

Hi FHC! How they hangin’ sweetie?

07.23.08 at 4:08 pm
nibby Says:

presumably you mean the breakfast cereal?….or do you mean ketamine?…or both?

07.23.08 at 5:15 pm
D. Bone-Rage Says:

Why is it that people still sound like English fags when they use the word “presumably” on message boards?

07.23.08 at 7:10 pm
Asswipe Johnson Says:

Steve Carell?

07.23.08 at 11:02 pm
lol@u Says:

shit I would be psyched to see this guy out in the city. It would break up the monotony of investment bank analysts in their date rape button downs and khakis.

07.24.08 at 9:46 am
nibby Says:

@ d.bone-rage-because i am an engligh ‘fag’, presumably

07.24.08 at 11:56 am
D. Bone-Rage Says:

@ the nibbler-

look baby, I never said there’s anything wrong with sounding like an English fag. I just said that people who use the word “presumably” tend to sound like one, even in faceless forums like internet message boards.

love ya,

dbr

07.24.08 at 5:01 pm
MW Says:

…yet surprisingly there were thousands of votes to use the image of his decomposing corpse.

07.24.08 at 7:37 pm
lolw/me Says:

Who pressed the date rape button?

07.24.08 at 11:20 pm
nibby Says:

love you too dbr.

07.25.08 at 11:52 am
poly rayon blend Says:

what. the. fok.

07.26.08 at 1:59 pm
The People Says:

Is this a fag networking site then..

07.28.08 at 4:14 am
chea Says:

thats so funny
hahahahaha

08.08.08 at 7:08 pm

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