You can always tell which guys are only pretending to be zany. They’re the ones standing around with the “all right I bought all this bullshit can I get my pussy now please?” face.

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22 Comments
  1. super rash Says:

    He is probably praying his neon gear-less bike isn’t getting stolen right now.


  2. raymi Says:

    is this not the same tard from before oh sigh


  3. Gorilla Mask Says:

    Spot fucking on


  4. don't forget to snuggle, don't forget to sleep Says:

    ouch thanks.that changes MY plans for tonight.

    reads joke.
    put neon lavender girl jeans back in the bag to be returned tomorrow.
    removes condom.

    at least this kind of faux-wackiness is harmless. do you remember in the early 90’s when dudes were rolling up to bars with snakes and ferrets draped around their necks.


  5. Dimmesdale Says:

    I’m sick of seeing 30 year old guys who dress like 14 year boys and aren’t afraid to use color. Stop getting in touch with your inner child, it’s making him want to kick his own ass. This outfit makes me want to go to law school, and that’s saying something. I liked the skinny artist guys better when they were really brooding and dark, not trying to invite me to their 1980’s inspired house party where we drink from a keg and listen to Van Halen without irony. Get a depressing drug habit and write songs about it already, please. I’m not going to feel laid back and playful no matter how many pastels you wear.


  6. Neezy Says:

    I’d rather have to look at a jock. ASSHOLE ASSSSSHOLE


  7. Beef Says:

    Walking around New York is like walking around a fucking Clown College campus.


  8. The basest coin there is Says:

    It’s mostly pity that I feel. I think its the forlorn posture. He’s a vortex, in this moment.


  9. Bagge Says:

    Dude looks likes he’s doing the poopy dance.


  10. stephy Says:

    psh..idk what you guys are talking about, this guys pretty hot.
    haha


  11. Felukwekwe Alumbwebwe Says:

    n1!!!!!!!!


  12. Beef Says:

    # stephy Says:
    07.25.08 at 2:30 am

    “psh..idk what you guys are talking about, this guys pretty hot.
    haha”

    No one said he isn’t hot, but they did say he looks like a complete douche and he does.


  13. Taquito Says:

    It’s as if some of these are staged.


  14. he looks like Says:

    “gosh,this apes and androids is jolly hard to tap along to”


  15. jimmy from quadrophenia Says:

    UUUUUGGGHHHH! FASHION IS SOOOOOOOOO UGLY RIGHT NOW! : (


  16. Lou Says:

    this reminded me of my ex… and somehow summoned him to apologize for being a douche a year ago.. wtf


  17. dee Says:

    i’m slightly more concerned with the guy in zebrapants.
    altho i dig his golden trainers.


  18. poly rayon blend Says:

    this is just one of 10000000 hipsters at an MIA concert. this is worse than eating a caramelized apple, cottoncandy, and an iceee in less than 10 minutes.


  19. a 17 year old Says:

    You can’t give full kittens to someone who tried to Blue themself anyway


  20. The Legend Himself Says:

    HAHAH SOOO TRUE,

    if he wasnt a fucking creep he’d be all over the dick…

    lol


  21. tta Says:

    actually i think he’s homo. this would cut him if he saw it.


  22. 4,5,6 Says:

    “this outfit makes me want to go to law school…”

    stealing.


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