If you’re going to wear tights with shorts make sure they’re thigh highs. Being sexy is all about enabling us to imagine disrobing you at home and now we have to picture that awkward stage of no shorts and just tights before the inevitable ass-plugging.
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Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.
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ling ling horny.
02.01.08 at 2:20 pm
WHAT IS THIS PERSON
02.01.08 at 4:06 pm
The padded epaulettes are a nice touch.
02.01.08 at 4:29 pm
me sing you song! me sing you ruv song!
is this guy also wearing heels/ballet slippers? is he busking or advertising for the shit shop he’s in front of? is performance art now a concentration at the community college’s adult learning center? what is this guy, a question machine?
baZING!
02.01.08 at 5:40 pm
i like tights with shorts. the tight uni-butt is seriously unsexy, but you can get around it by pulling them down at the same time
02.01.08 at 6:45 pm
Gavin & cronies are lame. They all have bad tattoos. Douchbags.
02.01.08 at 7:09 pm
This guy’s wardrobe is suitcases from the Port Authority!
02.01.08 at 7:19 pm
Dear Chris,
This guy is in China. As am I. The “L” sound does exist here. And even the most rudimentary English speaker know the difference between “I” and “me”.
And you stole that “question machine” comment from an old Vice Don’t.
Fuck you.
Adam
02.02.08 at 12:17 am
not all homos have their own reality shows or million dollar rock bands, some are illiterate chinese street vendors who are just “hooked on a feeling.”
02.02.08 at 10:17 am
I’d hit it
02.02.08 at 2:01 pm
Yah, it ruins it for me. You just can’t gracefully roll those things down and sling them over a lamp one by one.
02.02.08 at 9:48 pm
Chink or get off the pot.
02.22.08 at 11:40 am
Being asian is all about top marks and crazy genius so you gotta shine on whether or not you slip through the cracks. You can’t just cut open your leg and put out a bright pink begging bowl.
03.18.08 at 8:51 pm
Totally gay.
Gay as in stupid, not as in homosexual.
04.17.08 at 2:03 am
I thought Marshall Herff Applewhite offed himself back in ‘97
03.19.09 at 12:16 am