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28 Comments
  1. Paul Says:

    first!

    she’s alright. i’d rather get with the puerto rican chick


  2. Hm Says:

    Nice outfit, but she looks like a bia


  3. Smash Uppercut Says:

    What the fuck is “bia”?

    skeet


  4. D-tard Says:

    Paul’s right. The Rican’d fuck you ’til your dick was skinless.


  5. Cuntegonde Says:

    Oh, lovely.

    Or, as has been noted: Skeet, Skeet, Skeet.


  6. biggie fist titty knuckles Says:

    butta soft yo. the only thing that would make her go from a 6 to a 8 is a long neck. her neck is proportionate but it’s bordering on too short.


  7. Loomis Says:

    Neck length now? We’re discussing vertabrae? No wonder women are so fucked up and insecure. What about her hamstrings or her left ventricle? I think they’re too red.


  8. egad Says:

    Her big toe is smaller than her index toe

    I dunno about you but that’s the difference between a 5 and a 8


  9. ew Says:

    circus toe


  10. Vane$$a Says:

    Yummy. It’s an Asian tourist in terry cloth and low top Roman sandals.

    Jesus. You know you’re slumping toward el grande 4-0 when you start shilling this shit around as quality. Bad taste is forever a no no.


  11. Her big toe is smaller than her index toe Says:

    that means she has royal blood in her.


  12. whoa Says:

    this site makes me feel insecure


  13. ew Says:

    or she’s a werewolf.


  14. Jebus Says:

    Korean version of J-Who?


  15. a 17 year old Says:

    Rompers are getting 10s?!


  16. small town girl Says:

    rompers = romping (in bed)


  17. Isabel from Ecuador Says:

    she’s got a total F.U.P.A. yo.


  18. LOL Says:

    me rikey


  19. the dollar is melting Says:

    the cats are getting cheaper


  20. my two cents worth Says:

    godamn she got it going on…something serious…WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! MMMM-MM


  21. sally Says:

    its that tegan or sara in the background?


  22. red raw Says:

    as much as i love painkillers why carnt i cum?


  23. egads! Says:

    booooring.


  24. Vane$$a Says:

    Came back for another look and guess what? She’s still fugly. What’s happening here people? She looks like a mediocre mail-order bride. This is a joke and I’m the only one who’s not in on it, right?


  25. .Point Dexter. Says:

    I’ll take the short haired broad in the back/far left for “itty bitty titty hot shit” please Alex.

    Is that a neck tattoo?


  26. fuck haute couture aka hater bo-baiter Says:

    those sandals are really effing bad.


  27. KITTEH Says:

    Oh my fuck, is this serious?
    Really??
    UGH LAWD
    she is SO BORING and HUGLEH! Shit god damn…
    REALLY???


  28. KITTEH Says:

    Gimme those two in the background.


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