Fuck the working class. The Salt of the Earth of Fashion works way harder and is way more fun to be around.

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19 Comments
  1. Street Boning Says:

    The one on the right has the same outfit you see on puerto rican crackheads from the bronx. Since most of the time it is donned by women, you can safely assume he will suck you off for a rock as well.


  2. Street Boning Says:

    I mean the one on the left.


  3. Loomis Says:

    This is obviously meant to goad us into losing our cool and screaming at the author for saying this. I for one am not taking the bait. I like most working class people I know and have a lot of disdain for the likes of these two but I am totally calm right now and not about to lose my cool.


  4. tommy gun Says:

    guy on the right gets A for effort (cept for what appear to be moonboots) but its time for the blazer t-shirt thing to end – it is truly that trend that 20 years from now they will say, man that is so the ‘aughts or 2000’s or the bush years or whatever the fuck we are going to wind up calling this decade.

    and yeah, street boning, guy on the left is rockin’ the total BX PR girl outfit, right down to the moustache.


  5. Canadian tux Says:

    WHAT IN THE FUCK? Is this caption a fucking JOKE???? oh, what’s that? it is? Oh, ok, excuse me


  6. blahblahs Says:

    Tommy gun… you are too young to remember the 80s I assume.


  7. mr. clover Says:

    union suits. name patches that say “donny”. blue ben davis button down short sleeve shirts rolled up like a 50’s greaser with color coordinated pants. steel toed timbos. natural steroid-free chest and arm muscles. shaved head. the ability to fuck while drunk. enough hourly earned bread to afford some american steel. windows rolled down blasting Toby Keith. love for your mother. i am and always will be a true blue collar Appalachian death rider. ignore the rich!


  8. kat Says:

    no i know these guys – guy on the left is a sprinkler fitter, guy on right drives a loomis truck FOR REALSIES!!


  9. Ollie Says:

    Are they dating? Do you think they’re dating?! I hope they’re dating!


  10. tommy gun Says:

    oh yeah blahblah – they did that blazer shirt thing in the 80’s. i love miami vice -”Stone’s War” might be the single best episode of TV ever.


  11. KITTEH Says:

    Oh man.
    Look how sensual they are. Screaming sex. I can taste the charisma from here.

    WHATTHEFUCK??
    LOOK AT THESE TWO!
    WHO LET THEM OUT OF THE HOUSE?
    Their moms should’ve locked them in their bedrooms for the rest of their lives.
    I wouldn’t fuck em with someone else’s vagine.


  12. Bernard Says:

    Couple of fancy boys, gettin’ gay on the town. gross.


  13. hellahyphy Says:

    are we calling vaginas, “vagines” now?
    or was that a typo?
    vagine sounds kinda nice. vagiiiiiiiiiiiine.

    ps
    the dude with the shorts over plucks and forgot to powder.


  14. fuck haute couture aka hater bo-baiter Says:

    no.


  15. KITTEH Says:

    VaginE was on purpose dewd.


  16. Fat Jesus Says:

    shit those jean shorts are dope.. i wish they made jean jodhpurs


  17. McTwat Says:

    LOL. RAPE magazine YEAH?


  18. snips Says:

    black guy looks like he’s holding in a fart.


  19. Beef Says:

    “Hi, we’re two boring fags from 1993.”


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