The Bronx basically invented the idea of using the dollar store to make yourself look like a million bucks.
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Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.
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What dollar store?! Them jeans is from Savers, nucka.
She’s so cute she makes me believe in peace.
08.28.08 at 2:29 pm
this girl is indeed worth 10 pussies.
08.28.08 at 2:42 pm
Ehhhh, cute face and good energy, but she has that blockish, non-hour glass type torso. Certain faults you can ignore by always looking at a person from a particular angle, but this problem is pretty unavoidable. She needs to get on a better diet and start an exercise program. Then she’ll be a real 10 plus plus. As she is right now, I’d never let my boyfriend fuck her, and why would he want to when he’s got curvy suga like me up on his junk every day? The swinger’s standards must be obeyed.
She also needs to iksnay the scarf. It’s making her look fatter than she is, especially since she appears to have a pretty sweet neck.
08.28.08 at 2:54 pm
You’re a bitch.
08.28.08 at 3:14 pm
yO! iS YOU TALKIN AT ME MUTHAFUCKA! i DID NOTHIN BUT COMPLIMENT THIS WOMaN PICTURED ABOVE IN CASE YOU DIDN’T NOTICE AND IF I A BITCH WHAT THE FUCK THAT MAKE YOU BESIDES THE WRONGEST MUTHAFUCKA IN THE HISTORY OF WRONG ASS MUTHAFUCKAS! cALL ME A BITCH BEE-ATCH!! iN MY FACE IF YOU GOT YO BALLZ UP IN YO THONG! i’M OUT YALL! O U T! out!
08.28.08 at 3:35 pm
my first post ever
yeah you are a bitch.
and
CAP LOCKS ARE NOT MENACING IN ANY WAY!!!! bitch.
08.28.08 at 3:50 pm
and if you are being sarcastic to juxtapose your previous post,
you are are still a bitch. and a whore…
08.28.08 at 3:52 pm
Thank you very much for posting a message for the first time. It was also great that you articulated that to us.
08.28.08 at 3:56 pm
either all the beautiful women left nyc or gavin has permanent beer goggles. you could find a hotter version of this girl right now walking around anytown usa.
08.28.08 at 3:58 pm
for god’s sake people V$$$ is a dude. a confused Canadian dude. and that’s ok. just call it an asshole instead of a bitch. see..its settled…we’re all neat and tidy now. i will now lean back in my leather chair and calmly puff a Cuban cigar whilst sipping a Glenmorangie 18 having yet again rectified one of earth’s great crises.
cuntegonde: the jeans are from “pretty girl” on 181st and St. Nicks.
marshall: i think the point is about clothes and attitude. you can go to clubplanet for your “hot” chix.
everyone else: go see murdertronics with Rev McFly at southside speakeasy tonite -s. 1st – roebling and havemeyer. get drunk, sniff till your whole face is numb and punch someone the fuck out. its gonna be a good time for all.
08.28.08 at 4:17 pm
Ugh, Vane$$a is an awful person with awful opinions.
08.28.08 at 4:54 pm
Confused canadian dudes ARE bitches.
08.28.08 at 5:13 pm
southside speakeasy you say? I’m there
08.28.08 at 6:07 pm
I cant believe you guys can recognise the fucking type of jeans she has on and then offer a location where one might buy those particular fucking jeans. Has everyone under 25 become fucking brand obssessed zombie shopaholics? I’ll fucking punch all of you out and mop the floor with your boring ass, no stimulants/depressants required.
Vane$$a is barely coherent but manages to some how spell out “iksnay”, so whatevs
The girl in the pic looks cute BTW
08.28.08 at 6:12 pm
Yo dAwG FuKkKk oFf nUkKa!!!!!!!!!!lolz
08.28.08 at 6:17 pm
LmFaO LoLzErS!! Fo sHo
08.28.08 at 6:19 pm
Vane$$a IS nikki 9lives
08.28.08 at 6:35 pm
what is vanessa’s fucking problem?
08.28.08 at 8:06 pm
i do say. and get your asses there!!!!
08.28.08 at 8:07 pm
vane$$a needs to go back to viceland where she came from.
08.28.08 at 9:12 pm
jeepers she’s cute~
08.28.08 at 9:16 pm
It is pretty remarkable that you can identify jeans and where they’re from. Shit is straight detective.
08.28.08 at 9:45 pm
For the record, I don’t know where she got those jeans. Bad joke on my part, called far better by tommy gun.
ALSO:
Girls like this in Anytown USA? I can go with that if by Anytown USA you mean any major (Sorry, Hartford!) metropolitan area in the Northeast Corridor. This is a type, a specific urban American hybrid type and this type gives my tired heart a love boner for this country AND cute, thick brown chicks.
08.28.08 at 9:52 pm
cmon give the dude a break
i thot vanessa wasa black american girl currently residing in germany but canadian dude works too tho
08.28.08 at 9:53 pm
I am at Viceland. I use the handle “anonymous.”
08.28.08 at 10:40 pm
just watched obama’s speech with 20 people at my apt. why don’t ya’ll talk about that. i mean, lets talk about it. what do you guys think? me personally – if he doesn’t win I am flying to texas and hurling molotov cocktails through every mega church out that muthufucka. off to southside speak – lets get punk as fuck murdertronics biatches!!!
08.28.08 at 11:06 pm
The only thing wrong with this girl is the nails. Long nails scare me.
08.28.08 at 11:19 pm
i listened to obama’s acceptance speech tonight and i had no idea osama bin laden is still alive- i thot american forces had killed osama in his sleep already? instead of concentrating on getting osama in his cave(if he’s even still alive), obama should do as he says and just send tactical units to the 80 countries he referenced in his acceptance speech- that’s initiative the american people expect from an american president – it’s a g-thang.
08.29.08 at 1:26 am
“I cant believe you guys can recognise the fucking type of jeans she has on and then offer a location where one might buy those particular fucking jeans. Has everyone under 25 become fucking brand obssessed zombie shopaholics? ”
fuck. that. shit.
us kids are too poor and too tired working 30 hours a week minimum AND going to junior college full time, taking as many credits as we can to get the fuck out of there as soon as possible (not to mention too busy trying to not get scurvy from all the cheap ramen we eat so we can pay rent) to give a farmer’s dick about labels.
it’s ancient douchebags over 25 who have been the workforce for a zillion years who have the time and money to “become fucking brand obsessed zombie shopaholics”
CHOKE ON IT
ps
aside from the blonde hair this chick looks like every hyphy chick out here in yay area. so she’s kinda boring. she doesn’t look as diseased as hyphy chicks though…so she gets a few kitties for that.
08.29.08 at 2:33 am
first comment should have been the caption.
fuck you commenter called ‘SRSLY’, I am the American HALF-black girl currently residing in Germany, and goddammit, I am not fucking vane$$a lameassassino and and unlike her I have actually posted the pictures to prove it. so there.
vane$$a slash tony are actually a dude that lives in Youngstown, Ohio and can be found posting regularly on a page called vindy.com. You can google tony badassassino and find his posts there from years ago. He tried to tell people he was an actual doctor named badassassino. But canadian isn’t a bad call, he has the same air of desperation and passive aggression that many canadians suffer from.
08.29.08 at 3:40 am
also i’m a douchebaguette who is over 25 and I don’t give a fawk about expensive jeans.
but before anyone starts calling me crusty… I have been reading VICE since before it was online and Gavin is fucking 40. If people “your age” are doing something just as entertaining, why don’t you go there? Oh, they’re not.
08.29.08 at 3:42 am
She just became my “fashion icon”.
08.29.08 at 4:00 am
keep on rockin’ like a novocaine hurricane
I’m a BITCH!!!
08.29.08 at 10:14 am
bo-baiter – ur awesome. no – i am not being sarcastic – “outing” vanessino$$ or whatever it/he/she is “named” was truly a service. now, if you can turn into the hacker from swordfish and destroy her/it/his computer i’ll personally come to Berlin and buy you any jeans you want. you’re a girl – on some level you must care about gorgeous expensive jeans.
agree that contegonde’s comment was excellent.
08.29.08 at 11:52 am
tommy gun, cuntegonde, and maybe FHC = Blog N-word with the Jewish wife. HAHAHAHAHA!!!
08.29.08 at 12:40 pm
will you lot keep it down please.i’m trying to sleep here….
08.29.08 at 2:29 pm
Well, I may be a cunt but you cant fucking read!
My comment was to the “bad joke” made by Cuntegonde (no offense) and was not, just to be clear, directed at and I quote :
“(kids) too poor and too tired working 30 hours a week minimum AND going to junior college full time”.
I dont consider people who go to college while working part time and those who dont read Perez Hilton ten times a fucking day “the zombie” type, necessarily. If you had actually applied what little skill you have to interpreting the sentences in the post, you would have got that part. Clearly, those jr. college courses arent helping your reading comprehension – maybe you should have your money refunded and quit while you’re ahead. (Ahhahhahahah JR College? what a fucking JOKE!) School is soooo hard! Boo fucking HOO! You’re not the only hard working student in the universe that ever lived dumbass. Also, I very much doubt that Cuntegonde is, in your words, an “ancient douchebag over 25 “. As far as I know, Gavin is the oldest person to ever post on this site….well, maybe Jim. Go ahead and call them douchbags is you want (which is what you just did), I doubt they give a shit what your half retarded ass thinks.
And just for the record asshole, when I was way younger than you, I had to walk ten fucking miles to school, each way, in the fucking winter with NO FUCKING SHOES on. For the sake of clarity and because your reading comprehension skills are seriously lacking – thats a joke dickwad.
08.29.08 at 3:54 pm
Way to make people care even less, Janie. Jeez, save it for your womyn’s group.
08.30.08 at 3:11 pm
Was I talkin to you asshole? NOPE. Sit and spin assface
08.30.08 at 3:40 pm
Hehe…
08.30.08 at 4:07 pm
I doesnt really matter where VaneSSa has got a penis, she needs to shut the fuck up.
09.01.08 at 7:00 am
I think you may have meant that comment for another thread, genius.
09.01.08 at 8:59 pm
This is what M.I.A. would look like if she’d been born as a meth-baby
09.03.08 at 7:19 am
Nooooooooooooooo this is SUCH a bad look
09.03.08 at 4:18 pm
Vanessa, your comment only bothered me because you had to guess when spelling ixnay. You guessed wrong. Please do not use trite phrases, it’s irritating. You might actually have to be conscious of what you are saying though.
09.21.08 at 8:21 pm