Will you please quit bitching about summer? It is slipping through our fingers like sands through the hourglass and in a few months you are going to be blowing anyone with a time machine for just one second of this.

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21 Comments
  1. Michelle Says:

    The kickoff of the Football season starts tomorrow. Four and half months of laying my ass around on the weekends with a good excuse.


  2. merv Says:

    Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta.

    except she only looks twelve. fuuuck. my sin, my soul.


  3. Husband Gary Warner Says:

    Thats great but I would use the time machine to spend one last evening with my now-dead wife and perhaps even save her from dying. I don’t even care about the paradoxes and chaos and butterfly effects and whatnot, I love that woman, and if it means dinosaurs rule again or cyborg-hitler’s revenge or whatever, at least I can fulfill my whispered promises to her. Until the end of time, my angel with cancer.


  4. n Says:

    wat


  5. SON! Says:

    YES!


  6. neezy Says:

    I be onnat shit that’ll make you straight up I don’t want no mo


  7. tommy gun Says:

    who bitches about the summer? the summer fucking rules.


  8. billiam5billion Says:

    wow, Gary, way to bum out the world


  9. drewsy Says:

    true. its been feeling like the beginning of Fall for the last 2-3 days now here.


  10. a 17 year old Says:

    ia with tommy gun . Who the fuck has the sack to complain about nice weather and short shorts and ice cream and smoking joints in the park at 2pm. I only complain about the rain.


  11. small town girl Says:

    Funny, Solo makes a large variety of cup colors and still everyone goes for the red ones. They are the the ultimate party symbol of the college years. Then again, no one ever outgrows a red Solo cup.


  12. srsly Says:

    “Will you please quit….
    …for just one second of this.”

    hardly


  13. bonez Says:

    yeah really this is actually perfect.


  14. WORLD WAR DREW Says:

    ITS SUMMER EVERYDAY IN CALI!


  15. Beverly Says:

    When Judi Rosen throws a party it gives you enough boner ammunition to survive well into fall.


  16. PARTYFACE Says:

    I have the same red cups.


  17. stephen Says:

    ugh hold steady sucks.


  18. fsad Says:

    IZ SAT a PEAcocked flavored dress EYE sea or R me I’s fucking with Mi????????


  19. doc brown Says:

    i’ll gladly trade a spin in my time machine for an endless summer moment with those babes


  20. KITTEH Says:

    Babez!

    ps: they do not look 12…


  21. Cum Bubbles and Drippy Dog Dix Says:

    I wonder if she has little pinched titties that only fill up about 30% of those cups.


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