
This 1950s mental institution shoe is great for everything from limping around your pirate ship a hundred years ago to preventing rape from ever happening.










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Those look like shoes for people with one leg shorter than another. Worst shoes I’ve ever seen.
09.02.08 at 12:38 pm
Monica?
09.02.08 at 1:05 pm
Buffalo boots meets sandals. I would rather watch my mum get gang raped than watch her leave the house wearing those.
09.02.08 at 1:10 pm
these shoes are perfect for kicking every last piece of shit who ever posted on this site in the face. in thee face! you knucklehead fashion faux fuck brooklyn loving jerks
09.02.08 at 1:32 pm
they have all the promise of a good sandal. High quality, broken in leather. Sturdy buckle.
Leather strap. Cushioned and form-fitting. The gross things about em: they’re platformed (ew) and will make your feet stink in about .003 seconds, even in the cold.
But then again I’m a sandal fan. And female. And from the Pacific Northwest, where we are known to wear sandals 12 months a year. Evidently a minority round these parts.
09.02.08 at 3:18 pm
upon closer inspection I have now decided that this picture was taken in Germany, and that these people are Germans. Brown leather? Birk clogs with highwaters? It’s so cliche I think maybe it’s even a German theme party.
09.02.08 at 3:20 pm
Really? You’re from the Pacific Northwest? And you’ve been to Germany, excuse me, are living in Germany? I honestly had no idea. Why haven’t you told us this before? I’m astounded. WOW. It’s like you’re so far from being a broken record that you are a broken record, see what I mean? And golly. What’s next? A revelation that you’re the halfrican love child of a white man and black woman? If that happens, I won’t know what to say! God I envy you.
09.02.08 at 4:11 pm
Frankenstien-y
09.02.08 at 5:57 pm
i cannot make a decision about what’s worse, the shoes or his/her toenails?
09.02.08 at 7:41 pm
one word…sexy. *vomits*
09.02.08 at 10:08 pm
Bride of Frankenstein goes to the beach
09.03.08 at 12:36 am
vanessa, sweetie, you can attempt to bait me until you’re blue in the face, but the sad truth is that playing with you is just no fun any more. I wouldn’t want you to waste your breath, but if you must, so be it.
09.03.08 at 2:36 am
People with ugly sandals always have the worst feet. I’ve noticed it with Tevas, too.
09.03.08 at 2:12 pm
I’m not trying to bait you so much as I hope to tell you that it’s time to come up with some new material.
09.03.08 at 3:09 pm
hahahahaha @ caption
+ this photo makes me want to cry.
09.03.08 at 4:11 pm
why? I’m not a dirty liar like you are. I’m a real person leading a real life, not some psycho sitting in front of a computer screen, inventing new identities for each web site I stalk. If me being an actual person bores you then that’s your problem, not mine. I can’t have “new material” when this is who I really am, idiot.
09.04.08 at 2:29 am
Sweeeeeet.
09.04.08 at 6:54 am
Who is vannessa??? Why does she comment every single post???? I’m worried, does she go outside…ever???
09.07.08 at 8:06 pm