STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » STREET BONER 357

If your long hair gets in the way and you don’t cut it, the implication is there’s a time when you really enjoy the extra hair and it’s most likely at night, in the nude.

This entry was posted on 09.04.08 at 4:23 pm by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

13 Comments

sacha Says:

hair boob hippy, yuk

09.04.08 at 4:53 pm
raymi Says:

sick

09.04.08 at 6:29 pm
MW Says:

Fresh

09.04.08 at 6:37 pm
kat Says:

No. You don’t get it. He is rocking his back hair, for the total well manicured modern mess thing that will be all the rage summer 09.

09.04.08 at 7:01 pm
KITTEH Says:

omg shutup! Can’t you see he makes his own clothes??
DIY IS SO COOL!!
This man is obvi so much cooler than all of you.

09.04.08 at 8:36 pm
weasel pop Says:

i smell vegans.

09.05.08 at 3:31 am
4Cheese Says:

This is why feathering should come back.

09.05.08 at 6:26 am
Kronster Says:

He might have some sort of unicorn type shit hidden underneath that.
Now that would be cool

09.05.08 at 10:04 am
fuck haute couture aka hater bo-baiter Says:

greasy white people make me want to vomit.

09.05.08 at 10:15 am
rrrrrrroberto Says:

It’s just hot at the food co-op.

09.05.08 at 1:52 pm
Nataie Portman's Shaved Head Says:

DO YOU LIKE MY PONYTAIL?

MY DOUCHEBAG PONYTAIL!

09.05.08 at 7:02 pm
funk dat Says:

this guy probably has some weird asswiping stone instead of fucking up the environment by using toilet paper.

09.06.08 at 12:15 am
funk dat Says:

oh i just grossed myself out a little with my screen-name choice after seeing it up there.

i don’t know why that song is in my head.

09.06.08 at 12:18 am

STREET BONER 1121

Dude, Ché only executed 2,000 people. If you’re into communist genocide and you’re sick of Mao and Stalin, go for Pol Pot. He did 2,000,000.

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STREET BONER 1120

Helmets are a great way to say, “I’m another one of these pussy retards that fell for all that gay safety shit.”

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STREET BONER 1119

This gives me a boner the size of Mars but I’m a sucker for old guys in Inca hats.

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STREET BONER 1118

Just to be clear, this is not a hole in her tights. It’s a hole in the ass-time continuum that will swallow your entire paycheck if you go near it.

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