
This is what your penis sees every time you pull him out in a bar. Poor guy, he must feel like the Elephant Man.
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Gladiator sandals and french pedicure. Got. To. Be. Kiddin’. Me.
02.05.08 at 8:56 am
This is why Hookers and Therapists pull in $50k a year!
02.05.08 at 8:58 am
Is she asleep, or crying?….or did she cry herself to sleep? Either way, my penis is used to both reactions.
02.05.08 at 10:23 am
please tell me that’s a club wristband and not a livestrong bracelet on her wrist.
02.05.08 at 12:01 pm
republican party hos are a complicated bunch. they laugh a lot, love beer, sometimes have coke, listen to rap music, and all dress like internet porn, but be careful, they are capable of elaborate forms of mindfuckery that make even the suicidal art students look, well, “normal.” and worse, they might want you to play football.
02.05.08 at 1:05 pm
as a side note, she has really soft-looking skin.
02.05.08 at 3:55 pm
acid
02.05.08 at 10:28 pm
yeah c, she has soft-looking skin because she’s fifteen and not all weathered and leathered like me at the ripe old age of 26. I hope to god no self-respecting grown woman would come out of the house looking like that.
02.06.08 at 3:45 am
The heart and bunny shaped tan lines from her court-ordered birth control and anti-psychotic patches are fuckin’ hot.
02.06.08 at 12:16 pm
how come this isn’t a nine? cos you can’t see her face you docked her a half point when the face is inconsequential. it’s the heart that matters
02.07.08 at 7:05 am
thats not a french pedicure. its just white. people are stupid.
02.07.08 at 6:16 pm
It’s like 10:30 in the morning but I want to be at this party so bad right now my balls ache like an immigrant’s heart for the emerald vales of Ireland or the exotic jungles of the other countries.
02.12.08 at 10:42 am
These toronto girls will leave your peen bleeding.
02.21.08 at 3:25 am
Good thing there’s not some sleeze sitting next to her on the couch instead of her friend, otherwise she might have 5 fingers up her skirt. And it would all go down hill from there….This bitch needs Cpt. Save-A-Ho’s number on speed dial.
02.21.08 at 12:25 pm
I assume the fetal position and put my hand over my face,
what do you do when you hate having your picture taken?
wellll, I like, totally turn to my right and pretend Im modelling for a wal mart catalogue.
02.22.08 at 4:01 am
Put your finger in there. Everybody!!!
02.22.08 at 11:45 am
I’d rather take home the wallpaper.
02.29.08 at 2:21 pm
I just want to bury my face in her beautiful pink bag. Is that gay? Do I need to just fuck off and get laid?
03.18.08 at 10:07 pm
the social is gay anyways.
03.26.08 at 11:54 pm
The wallpaper is making her cry.
04.17.08 at 2:12 am
the girl in the blue is sexy
05.27.08 at 9:55 pm
BOTH THE BITCHES ARE SEXY!!! loving steph and lena
05.27.08 at 9:57 pm
LOL thats me u sacks of shit
and i was drunk on new years and im 21..you’re all retarded though.
05.27.08 at 10:44 pm
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05.28.08 at 12:21 am
DUN DIED
05.29.08 at 12:57 am