This is the part right before the fight when you realize you’re going to lose and your kneecaps start doing that involuntary jiggling thing that sketches you out and makes you lose worse.
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I grew up in Florida and that means fighting black guys all the time. One thing I learned: a black dude will FUCK you up. And they don’t quit.
09.10.08 at 10:35 am
He is a formidable wall of chocolaty buffness, but I’d grab straight for the multicolored strangulation ropes. Failing that, I’d try to enlist the help of the giant pink dinosaur in the background by lying and saying homeboy instigated the fight by making several unnecessarily harsh anti-gay slurs.
09.10.08 at 10:39 am
Well I grew up in VA, where most black dudes act like they can fight. but can’t. blame guns maybe? But when a white kid knocks them out it blows their minds. just saying… but this kid looks like a fruit. which means he probably can fight.
09.10.08 at 10:42 am
Those pants are tight AND sagging. Is he gay or straight?
09.10.08 at 11:01 am
Holding company with the likes of that prancing one over his left shoulder leads me to believe this guy can’t fight for shit.
I was going to say he at least dresses well but then I realized he’s sagging those jeans because he can’t pull them up any higher. It looks like he stole them out of his 12 year old sister’s closet.
09.10.08 at 11:50 am
just cuz he’s a H-Thug doesn’t necessarily mean he can’t fight. just don’t let his blood get into ur cuts
09.10.08 at 12:56 pm
“Banjee Boy.” Wikipedia that shit. Stat!
09.10.08 at 2:23 pm
fuck the mets
09.10.08 at 4:05 pm
Fuck the Yankees
09.10.08 at 4:46 pm
Black gay dudes WILL FUCK YOU UP. They have too. That’s apart of being black and gay in America.
As for the leg jerking thing,that’s why I carry a gun.
09.10.08 at 5:23 pm
Fuck the Mets AND the Yankees. Go Knicks, or something.
09.10.08 at 5:24 pm
why does everybody behind him look like they really really really need to use the bathroom?
09.10.08 at 5:27 pm
this is the part right before the fight where you realize after he kicks your ass his outfit indicates hes probably going to sodomize you, it ain’t gay or nuffin, its the down low.
09.10.08 at 5:38 pm
yummy…pink shoes and all.
09.10.08 at 5:51 pm
this homeboys pants dont fit. just kick him in the nuts. he’s obviously a pussy look at his gear.
09.10.08 at 6:33 pm
what’s up with blue-boy’s mouth?
09.10.08 at 6:55 pm
Pussy. Don’t you know that colored fellas can’t fight. Plus, they have week shins, so just scrape the corner of the sole of your shoe down it. He’ll be down in seconds, but you still won’t win, because his brothers, cousins, aunts, uncles, sons, daughters, nieces, nephews, mommy and daddy will kick the shit out of you.
09.10.08 at 8:12 pm
This combination of body shape and clothing just isn’t meant to happen. It’s weirding me the fuck out.
09.10.08 at 8:28 pm
i don’t know. i like the tight acid washed jeans and the shoes. belt looks cool too. the dude is ripped like almost all black dudes are.
lose the boxers. brothas need to learn it’s all about the bikini. even on dudes. especially for a tight pants nigga.
also, he shouldn’t sag ‘em so much. maybe just a little below the waist. i mean shit if he’s packin’ like most niggaz is packin’ then half his tree trunk would be showin’ if it weren’t for those corny ass boxers.
ya heard?
09.11.08 at 2:57 am
God. I’m so sick of looking at guy’s boxers. All I can think about are skid marks and pee stains, which are definitely not sexy unless you’re sexy, and if you’re showing the world your drawers in a sag bustin manner, you are definitely not sexy, but you are a failure, in my eyes at least. So, like, fuck off.
09.11.08 at 10:54 pm
I am so turned on by how racist you baby dicks are being today. Give me a call at 212 YOU SUCK.
09.12.08 at 3:24 am
I agree. Let’s confine it to allowing nonwhites to make sweeping generalizations about whites, followed by raucous applause by upper-class whites.
09.12.08 at 8:17 am
It just occurred to me that this guy is the exact opposite of Stephen Malkmus in every way possible. He’s the anti-Malkmus.
09.12.08 at 11:14 am
paris has long been burnt –ALRIGHT!
09.12.08 at 8:45 pm
this guy looks like he is about to suck some serious dick.
11.26.08 at 3:12 am
wedgee the fucka
11.28.08 at 6:54 am
this is where u think “man i shoulda just checked myself”
12.31.08 at 1:19 am