Stop telling us we force you to wear makeup and high heel shoes. You’re the one spending hundreds of dollars on that shit. All we ever asked for was this and up.

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16 Comments
  1. fuck haute couture aka hater bo-baiter Says:

    why am I not surprised that the standard level of acceptable includes an androgynous and slightly buckled Asian in Chucks…

    CHUCKS ARE NOT SHOES.

    thank you.


  2. kure kure takora Says:

    she’s cute and it’s fun for casual


  3. wheels Says:

    No thanks, I’ll take the makeup and heels. This would be like fucking my teenage brother’s foreign exchange student friend.


  4. clover feldman Says:

    she’s a perfect example of why nyc women are hotter and better than l.a. chix. l.a. has myriads of wonderful attributes. but the women in l.a., for all their good looks, tan bodies, and painted faces, pale in comparison with the women of nyc.

    nyc can’t skateboard all that well. but a loose canon, jobless, drunk asshole like myself can still fuck a 6, 7, or sometimes an 8 in nyc. living in l.a. i’m on a strict sex diet of fat chix with low self esteem.


  5. Stephen Dorff Goes Fishing Says:

    Oh puh-leeze. Don’t front like “flawlessly-complected-model-on-her-day-off” is such a modest request.


  6. ERM Says:

    “fat chix with low self esteem”

    it sounds like you’re the one with issues

    did you ever consider women sleep with you because they have a natural instinct to baby little ones

    to clarify, i lov bbw so much i’d even sleep with vane$$a; proof enough?


  7. Balaban Says:

    That really looks like a guy


  8. colin Says:

    eun kyoung, is that you?


  9. Sushi Half Off Says:

    She’s hiding her breasts in that oversized shirt.


  10. Cuntegonde Says:

    Frankly, I’m more interested in Grampa Awesome over her shoulder. Is he rocking a rainbow cane/scepter?

    Dude looks like Santa’s bad son.


  11. KITTEH Says:

    At first I saw this outfit and was like, “whatever, kinda uglay”
    But then the more I looked her up and down, the more I full on agree with the caption.


  12. Beef Says:

    Androgyny isn’t cool. I want some sort of evidence that there’s an actual cunt between those legs.


  13. KITTEH Says:

    Androgyny isn’t cool for guys.
    (As in, an androgynous girl is not desirable to a male.)
    But, an androgynous girl, for a female (who is either gay, bi, or just you know, likes to.. have fun) is SOOOO GOOOOODD.


  14. T Says:

    I’m gay for her.


  15. Dur Says:

    Who’s asking Asian boys to wear make-up and heels? That’s weird.


  16. Large Women Says:

    YOu have a very good collection of sexy chubsters. It got me so hard =) Thank you!


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