Crazy girls are to men, what assholes are to women.
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That is the most brilliant analogy I’ve ever heard.
10.03.08 at 9:12 am
fuck. that is so right.
10.03.08 at 9:21 am
a genius aphorism. what are you, chateaubriand?
10.03.08 at 9:32 am
do you mean that literally or figuratively?
10.03.08 at 10:11 am
Amen. Testify!
10.03.08 at 10:54 am
I’ve never read so accurate an analogy!
10.03.08 at 10:55 am
right. fucking. on.
10.03.08 at 11:47 am
You got that right chumly. For a while I thought there was no such thing as a sane girl. Then I realized I just like crazy girls. For better or worse, at least the sex is good. And I haven’t been stabbed in my sleep yet… But that’s only cause I hide the knives.
10.03.08 at 11:48 am
thank you!
10.03.08 at 11:51 am
hi lindsey
10.03.08 at 12:13 pm
raymi?
10.03.08 at 1:36 pm
Nah. Raymi would be spreading flaps for hits.
10.03.08 at 2:17 pm
as a crazy girl who is inexplicably drawn to assholes, i’d have to say you hit this one right on the nail.
10.03.08 at 2:22 pm
thats the smartest thing ive heard anyone say about anything ever
10.03.08 at 2:28 pm
her flaps are nice though
10.03.08 at 2:32 pm
*Sigh* It’s true.
10.03.08 at 3:21 pm
bring back that pink piece on the right
10.03.08 at 3:27 pm
as so often happens, I’m here to hate on everything and lend what is the only sane comment on this stupid page
crazy bitches need to get sane. Assholes need to turn gay. Crazy bitches stay crazy cos there’s always some desperate and pathetic enabler who lets her think it’s okay to be nuts until he’s had enough of her shit and moves on to be abused by the next woman. Assholes stay assholes because far too many women are thrilled by the thought of turning a gay man straight. (Most guys who are consistently, grandiosely assholes to women are just mad that they were raised to believe they have to fuck broads, instead of claiming their inner fag and driving their dicks into a nice juicy and hairy male butthole.)
that said, this girl doesn’t look crazy–just someone who has some semblance of a personality, unlike 90% of female do’s or 7 kitties-plus or whatever. I’d do shots with her.
thank you.
10.03.08 at 4:40 pm
fucking genius. how has that not already been said?
10.03.08 at 6:02 pm
Holy shit that is undeniably true. This has unknowingly been my life’s thesis so far, thank you for helping me see the forest through the trees. Also, there is no doubt she is amazing in bed.
10.03.08 at 7:36 pm
I’m looking at this on the same page as THE BEST 6 ARTICLES OF THE PAST 6 YEARS: PART 6 and she doing the same FOOLIE pose
10.03.08 at 9:32 pm
http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/best-6-articles-of-past-6-years-part-6/
10.03.08 at 9:32 pm
atleast guys can admit to liking crazy bitches.
chicks totally deny the asshole thing.
stupid whores
10.03.08 at 10:22 pm
i’m a huge asshole do i get props?
10.03.08 at 10:27 pm
Yeah, that about sums it up.
10.04.08 at 10:50 am
Bo Baiter is either a closet fag, or his girl left his ass for an asshole.
10.04.08 at 12:20 pm
i will join the choir of voices testifying that “truer words were never said!”
hallelujah
10.04.08 at 1:51 pm
to WWDrew: bo baiter is a girl.
10.04.08 at 2:04 pm
i like what bo baiter said, but the problem with it is, a lot of the time you don’t realize they’re crazy until it’s too late and you’re already drawn in. and as most of us who have dated crazy bitches know, it’s not always completely obvious.
that raises the question: how do you NOT be attracted to them if you don’t even know they’re crazy when you first meet them?
or likewise: if most chicks seem relatively sane upon first meeting, doesn’t that mean that they’re ALL fair game for turning out to be crazy bitches?
10.04.08 at 4:58 pm
so what does it mean if im a crazy person who dislikes asshole men
10.04.08 at 6:57 pm
to WWII: yes. That means you have to go through life wondering, with each new girl, whether she’s completely nuts. Just to make you feel better I will say that we women must do the exact same thing, which is why most women have trust issues. We know that most men are assholes. Therefore we drive ourselves crazy trying to catch them in the act.
It’s a vicious cycle, really.
To answer the first question: you can’t NOT be attracted by crazy bitches. Most extremely hot girls are at least a little bit nuts *buffs nails*. super hot broads can’t help being what society makes them. All you can do is appeal to the hot girl to get a little saner. If she agrees that she has issues that she needs to work on, but is still into some BSTS, she’s wife material. If not she would never let you put it in the butt after the two-year-mark anyway.
10.05.08 at 3:51 pm
i mean WWDrew.
10.05.08 at 3:51 pm
The beak is too small for this bird to be Raymi.
10.05.08 at 7:56 pm
there better not be veggie-patties under that bbq. let’s get some meat on those arms, ally sheedy
10.05.08 at 10:48 pm
is she lip synching to “Like a virgin” ?
10.06.08 at 12:04 am
i am a crazy girl but that never seems to get me laid. maybe because i am more weird than i am crazy, and dudes aren’t into that. it’s a fine line…
10.06.08 at 1:56 am
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10.06.08 at 11:58 am
SO true. Guys like me WAY less after going to therapy.
10.06.08 at 2:04 pm
As an accomplished ob/gyn i can assure you that this girl suffers from what is known as a “mega clit.” Terrible tragedy.
10.06.08 at 9:08 pm
I used to be crazy. I think it freaked out my boyfriends. But they never dumped me. The sex was too good. I was like, obsessed with BJs.
10.06.08 at 10:42 pm
Truer words were never written
10.09.08 at 1:12 pm
My wife is a crazy-girl, and I, admittedly, am an asshole.
Somehow, it works. Though one day, she will kill me.
I wouldn’t have it any other way…
10.09.08 at 3:23 pm
FHC, when you buff your nails in asterisk, are you in fact signalling to us that you yourself are extremely hot and a little crazy? If so, are you the same FHC who used to frequent the Vice board, or a different one?
10.15.08 at 6:35 am
I don’t think I’ve ever read a truer statement in my life.
10.16.08 at 3:23 am
@ Really hot chick
I got bonerfied from your comment. I can only be with a bj addicted girl. A slobbery, nasty one…
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