If you manage to get your dick in a 9 do not pull it out. Ever. Not even if you have to make special clothes with holes in them so you can leave the house.
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Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.
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I’ve made drawers with a hole, but I never thought of the trapeze belt he made for her.
02.07.08 at 9:49 am
She’s like a 6. Tops. Look at those nails. And the shoes! And the belt!.
02.07.08 at 10:13 am
The nails *are* a bit frightening…
Thunder Cats are on the move, Thundercats are loooosssssse…
02.07.08 at 10:51 am
who writes these things?!
haha.
02.07.08 at 11:11 am
An angelic presence whispered underneath the pulsing rhythms, “I think she’s an interior designer,” and “she hasn’t been herself recently,” yet another called out,
“here we find the souls of virulent rodents ascended to a more heavenly state,” she would say “a.k.a. rats in the fifth circle of hell fucking each other’s brains out,” she would say
we find ourselves indifferent and taking leave without notice, upon the discovery of Peruvian influence in the bath, “if he pulls out his dick I’ll give you a hundred bucks,” and she laughs and I sigh.
02.07.08 at 4:14 pm
6? clothes? nails? your obviously a jealous girl.
02.07.08 at 4:19 pm
I can never land that type. so I never really try, and so then never really fail
02.07.08 at 4:55 pm
im gonna go with an 8
02.07.08 at 7:32 pm
w/o the nails i’ll give her a charitable 9.
02.07.08 at 10:28 pm
When she’s sobbing in your arms because she’s just had to put her cat “Oscar” to “sleep” she’s both an 8 and a 2 at the same time. The quantum physicists among us could explain it, perhaps.
02.08.08 at 12:48 am
She looks like white trash, credit where its due.
Thunderthunderthunderthunder CATS!
02.08.08 at 5:55 am
I totally agree with this assessment. What could be hotter than a poor man’s Bo Jackson jock type wearing a thumb ring, tank top, orange pants, and a man-purse? He’s HOOJ!!!! And the icing on the cake? The chooch-ass pose. I love the all too underrated cliche. And the gal? Well, I dig ladies with arm tattoos. They’re hot. Are those Chinese characters? I NEED her to have tea with my mother for the rest of my life. Whoever writes these captions is so PUNK ROCK. Golly, it makes me wanna go puke on George Bush or something.
02.08.08 at 8:32 am
These two are the Rainbow Brigade,They fight racism threw Fun and Education!
02.09.08 at 7:26 am
Is there anything more humbling than overconfidence? A bag on his left shoulder, a purse on his right, black neckwear and a checkered crown say to me,”Hey, wake up! Regrets called, they want to know if you’re up for breakfast tomorrow.”
03.19.08 at 1:21 am
the real issue here is the asian characters tattoo on her upper arm. the bronzer comes in a close second.
04.08.08 at 11:12 pm
A 9?
Not possible.
She loses 5 for the painted on tan, 2 for the nails and 3 for a skirt that it 8 inches too long.
04.17.08 at 2:26 am
Chav hoooood raaaaat.
06.12.08 at 3:42 pm