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This is from a dream where Michael Jordan woke up and said, “Whoa, what the fuck was that about?”

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13 Comments

buy curious Says:

woah! for a second i thought that was me! I have a tattoo in the same spot, and i can’t remember ANY of friday night. phew.

10.06.08 at 8:54 am
dr taco Says:

she’s just asking for a slam dunk

10.06.08 at 10:21 am
gna Says:

jordan is the one with aids right?

10.06.08 at 11:00 am
jules Says:

i’m pretty sure tequila was involved. i’m surprised i didn’t end up with my ass up high on saturday.

10.06.08 at 11:28 am
lol Says:

white gurls are hella loose

10.06.08 at 11:36 am
rumbear Says:

what kind of white girl gets a jordan tattoo?? what the fuck?? a mudshark thats what kind

10.06.08 at 11:42 am
Whitey Whiterson, Esq. Says:

isn’t that the intern? where can i meet and makeout with these girls?

10.06.08 at 12:22 pm
WORLD WAR DREW Says:

someone post their facebook pages so we can see if they’re really cute or only maybe cute cuz we can’t see their whole face.

10.06.08 at 1:04 pm
Eazy-E Says:

GodDAMN, there’s a WORLD of dumb white pussy out there just waiting to be fucked. I never should’ve died.

10.06.08 at 4:38 pm
Leggs Says:

the best kind of hipster

10.07.08 at 12:00 am
millawalkee brewer's droop Says:

then she sits up and she has a face like tucker carlson

10.07.08 at 1:53 pm
Jello Biafra Says:

Yeah but with back dimples and panties like that, who gives a fuck?

10.10.08 at 8:21 pm
ackhbar Says:

i would fuck that girl easy… even without seeing her face… but i would triple bag it.

11.26.08 at 12:10 am

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