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If you think the New York Times’ ballet critics are too harsh call them out and ask them to do better. A lot of them will.

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13 Comments

Secrets Of The Seventies Says:

Steel toes, performance was bad.

10.08.08 at 2:25 pm
Doinmusic.com Says:

He seems to be wearing a backpack as well, wonder whats inside. Double ended dildo? ball gag? anyone else have any ideas?

10.08.08 at 2:45 pm
rumbear Says:

that’s actually not a backpack. it’s for support. it pulls his shoulders back and sticks his rack out to amplify his womenly shape

10.08.08 at 2:49 pm
campcore Says:

y’all haters this look is poppin fresh nukkas

10.08.08 at 2:52 pm
sump'nsump'n Says:

i need to know what expression his mouth is giving…is it some kind of snide smirk, or is he secretly hoping his parents don’t (do?) see this photo?

10.08.08 at 3:21 pm
Abbaz Says:

backpack or dwarf goth wings?

10.08.08 at 3:51 pm
peezy Says:

photo quality has been shit lately. tell your photographers to go somewhere exciting- with lighting.

10.08.08 at 4:21 pm
fuck haute couture aka hater bo-baiter Says:

i support the zero-kitty rating for this SB. There is no possible explanation that could excuse leaving the house like this or redeem any shred of this man’s dignity.

10.08.08 at 5:28 pm
Carl Marks Says:

just admit it. You hate fags.

10.09.08 at 4:24 am
fugnutz Says:

i want to dropkick that outfit through a table

10.09.08 at 11:10 am
KeenKitty Says:

why is he wearing a bra…

10.11.08 at 12:56 am
Ilsa Says:

The little girl from that old blind melon video had a goth sex change.

10.13.08 at 7:40 pm
zippy Says:

Somewhere his father is sobbing uncontrollably.

07.12.09 at 9:59 pm

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Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.

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“Wiggers” is a mean word that stings like a motherfucker but, somehow, “Bonkies” doesn’t pack the same wallop.

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Pulling back your sleeve to show your tattoos seems queer but that’s what tattoos are: accessories.

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