Sorry Brooklyn, Manhattan is the only place you’ll find hot, rich, nerds with their shit together who could care less if you call them the next day. It’s simply better there.
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Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.
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Apparently the rats are so much cuter and easier to tame, too.
10.10.08 at 10:00 am
and they trim
10.10.08 at 10:01 am
You can’t say this to guys that were born and raised in Brooklyn but it’s true. There’s just something about Ludlow you will never feel on Bedford. It just feels more New Yorky.
10.10.08 at 10:02 am
Well, at least she’s not fucking asian.
10.10.08 at 10:09 am
amazing music-score tattoo on her right leg. straight gives me wood.
10.10.08 at 10:19 am
why do chicks in do the pigeon toed thing? why? is that supposed to be cute?
i’m not saying she’s uggz( i would like her to play that tune on her leg with my skin flute), i’m just a curious dude
10.10.08 at 10:45 am
No, there’s no way Manhattan is the superior burrow. It’s not like you’re living in Brooklyn strictly for the “culture”, or to pray on those interested in this “culture”. It’s for the high standard of living! Give me a break.
I agree, this is the bitch from Little Nicky.
10.10.08 at 10:50 am
Ludlow on a Friday night is B&T Hell on Earth. But so is Bedford. I’m gonna move to East New York and beat the crowd.
10.10.08 at 10:52 am
tittyriffic!!
10.10.08 at 11:11 am
i’m confused, i thought this girl was supposed to be brooklyn.
10.10.08 at 11:31 am
Ohhhh…. fuck yeah.
10.10.08 at 12:13 pm
Amazing.
BTW, Don’t hate on pigeon-toed people. I happen to be extremely pigeon-toed (more than this girl), not cause it’s “supposed to be cute”, but because I can’t get my feet in check. Deal.
10.10.08 at 1:15 pm
If someone “could care less,” it means they DO care to some extent. In the future, please write “could not care less.” People expect a higher standard of English prose from you. What the fuck is this, Perez Hilton?
10.10.08 at 1:56 pm
that dog is making me fucking sick.
10.10.08 at 1:57 pm
aw sick mike i feel u bro. At least thanks to shit like the bitch pictured above people will just think that im being all ironic, or whatever the fuck inspires people to pose like that, instead of just being inbred.
10.10.08 at 3:22 pm
she is cute. new york city does have the best looking people in US, hands down. thats why all you 30 somethings never get hitched. always prettier people on the horizon.
10.10.08 at 4:36 pm
Metallic platform sandals are a nightmare.
10.10.08 at 5:42 pm
there aren’t any real nerds anymore. Once people started feeling empowered about their nerddom (i.e. the Internet), nerddom itself ceased to be. She’s trying to convince herself, just like she’s trying to convince you, that she’s interesting. Whether it works for either of you is more about suspension of disbelief.
10.10.08 at 11:56 pm
I’m sorry for the dog. He needs a matching outfit and glasses to cover the bug eyes.
10.11.08 at 1:03 am
Which is correct: I could care less or I couldn’t care less?
The expression I could not care less originally meant ‘it would be impossible for me to care less than I do because I do not care at all’. It was originally a British saying and came to the US in the 1950s. It is senseless to transform it into the now-common I could care less. If you could care less, that means you care at least a little. The original is quite sarcastic and the other form is clearly nonsense. The inverted form I could care less was coined in the US and is found only here, recorded in print by 1966. The question is, something caused the negative to vanish even while the original form of the expression was still very much in vogue and available for comparison – so what was it? There are other American English expressions that have a similar sarcastic inversion of an apparent sense, such as Tell me about it!, which usually means ‘Don’t tell me about it, because I know all about it already’. The Yiddish I should be so lucky!, in which the real sense is often ‘I have no hope of being so lucky’, has a similar stress pattern with the same sarcastic inversion of meaning as does I could care less.
10.11.08 at 9:40 am
not a nerd
10.11.08 at 9:41 am
but….
i could care less.
10.11.08 at 9:41 am
i feel gross when i fuck girls who are built like this. i mean, it’s totally clear that she’s completely into it and there’s no correlation between her being skinny and not able to take hard sex, but i always think i’m destroying her. look at the broadness of her shoulders. she should have more on her. eat a sandwich. plump out that shit a bit.
10.11.08 at 9:46 am
is that jewel or the ugly girl from little nicky?
10.11.08 at 9:57 am
I couldn’t care less is the proper way to say it but I could care less about this argument, not much less but it would be possible for me to care less, though the implication is clearly that I don’t care very much. anyway who the fuck cares I would like to leave a sperm deposit on this girls lame tattoos and a blood deposit in her mouth. I bleed a little from around my asshole cos I wipe a liddle bit too hard when I take a poopie
10.11.08 at 1:26 pm
I heard Palin fucked Jewel with a husky voice it was phone sex
10.11.08 at 1:27 pm
if you do not like this then you are a homogay
10.11.08 at 5:13 pm
holy shit, i could care less, because i care so fucking much, you tired, boring, old shitbags
10.11.08 at 11:55 pm
When women deliberately stand pigeon-toed and wear kiddie sunglasses…they’re hoping to appeal to the pedophile in men.
10.12.08 at 1:50 pm
if implied pedophilia is wrong, i dont wanna be right.
10.12.08 at 2:31 pm
She has a job with NASA that she’s always late for but they can’t fire her because she’s such a fucking genius. She’d rather play the piano.
10.12.08 at 5:08 pm
i ain’t gay; i like chubsters. isn’t that anti-gay?
10.13.08 at 2:45 am
That’s a weird-looking little animal. This would be where I throw in “the dog’s a little strange too,” but I won’t. She’s nice – wanna lick that thigh tattoo right off her… and I generally hate tattoos.
Fuck that feet-pointing-together shit!
10.13.08 at 4:35 am
She looks like Gary Wilson. She is asking, “You think you really know me?”
10.13.08 at 3:36 pm
why do you new yorkeys love skinny bitches so much?
this chick is fuckin ugly. i dont care how rich she is or how ugly her dog is.
she needs to eat. my cock.
and fuck manhatten.
and fuck brooklyn
10.13.08 at 3:42 pm
The poodle in SB 407 has more class emptying its bowels on the street, than the furball and tramp stamped owner in this photo.
10.13.08 at 7:47 pm
@bonez :
thank you for “Fuck that feet-pointing-together shit!”
i feel better now.
10.14.08 at 3:25 am
knock kneed bimbos walking like hos!
you can have them bimbos. i keep my women like flo jo!!
10.14.08 at 10:30 am
As I’m scrolling down I’m like “yes..yes..YEs..” then I get to her feet/shoes and I’m like “..NO!” then I barfed.
10.14.08 at 2:36 pm
That tune on her leg is “On Top Of Spaghetti”
10.14.08 at 2:57 pm
I like the Down syndrome dog.
10.15.08 at 2:42 am
after having lived in san diego and new york I still don’t get it… they both have reputations for hot’n'easy people but it still seems to me like rural northern california is full of hot healthy poly hippy chicks with many fewer pretensions and many more pro-pleasure political stances
in san diego you can walk a few blocks and buy a salty plum soda at a vietnamese place and they don’t even make a big deal out of how amazing the restaurants are, they just like salty plum soda, you know?
at this point regional stereotypes seem silly to me
she’s a waif who’s deperately deploying cheesy bohemian status symbols… and? and *that’s* quintessential manhattan? and mahattan is reduced to comparing itself to a nearby neighborhood?
what about dubai? what about hong kong? what about seoul? what about buenos aires? etc etc etc
the more i travel, the more the US seems kind of pitiful to me… like europe in the 1500s thinking it’s so great because parts of it were becoming marginally less crappy than the rest, when osaka already had more than a million people living in it
*aim higher*
10.24.08 at 3:37 am
Wow, I thought I’d succeeded in taking all the fun out of a stupidly fun site, just for the hell of it. Nevermind. We’ve all been hit in the eye with a salty plum soda.
10.26.08 at 3:13 pm
this chick sucks.
10.29.08 at 6:52 pm